Langdon Grant
@langdongrant.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Law-talking-guy. Occasional writer.
Looks like the swing is gonna be more like D+14 rather than D+19, but that should still be plenty to make Rs sweat the midterms.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Looks like the swing is gonna be more like D+14 rather than D+19, but that should still be plenty to make Rs sweat the midterms.
I didn't have drunk burglar raccoons on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are.
"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I didn't have drunk burglar raccoons on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are.
"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
"After sleeping for a few hours and showing no signs of injury, officials said the raccoon was released back into the wild."
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
Hang it in the Louvre.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hang it in the Louvre.
The Trump administration is literally trying to run the Ace Rothstein scam with Habba.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The Trump administration is literally trying to run the Ace Rothstein scam with Habba.
Miss Côte d'Ivoire wins the Most Badass Costume award.
Honorable Mention: Miss Estonia.
Honorable Mention: Miss Estonia.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Miss Côte d'Ivoire wins the Most Badass Costume award.
Honorable Mention: Miss Estonia.
Honorable Mention: Miss Estonia.
Mid-century air quality was so bad in some places that it literally killed people.
I don't mean people died slowly over time from chronic health issues due to long-term exposure to pollutants. I mean it *literally killed people* in the moment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Do...
I don't mean people died slowly over time from chronic health issues due to long-term exposure to pollutants. I mean it *literally killed people* in the moment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Do...
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Mid-century air quality was so bad in some places that it literally killed people.
I don't mean people died slowly over time from chronic health issues due to long-term exposure to pollutants. I mean it *literally killed people* in the moment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Do...
I don't mean people died slowly over time from chronic health issues due to long-term exposure to pollutants. I mean it *literally killed people* in the moment.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Do...
And Judge Brown came out of the gate throwing smoke.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And Judge Brown came out of the gate throwing smoke.
The judge who wrote the opinion is a Trump appointee. And he was throwing smoke.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The judge who wrote the opinion is a Trump appointee. And he was throwing smoke.
The judge who wrote the opinion is a Trump appointee. And he was throwing smoke.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The judge who wrote the opinion is a Trump appointee. And he was throwing smoke.
And he came out of the gate throwing smoke, too.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And he came out of the gate throwing smoke, too.
Ryan patiently and methodically lays out his account of the relevant events in 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose, then drops this banger at the end. 💥
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ryan patiently and methodically lays out his account of the relevant events in 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose, then drops this banger at the end. 💥
I like how Ryan lures you into a sense of comfort with 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose, then drops this banger at the end:
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I like how Ryan lures you into a sense of comfort with 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose, then drops this banger at the end:
Ryan draws you in with 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose -- then just when you've gotten comfortable, he drops this hammer:
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Ryan draws you in with 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose -- then just when you've gotten comfortable, he drops this hammer:
Ryan's letter draws you in with 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose -- then just when you've gotten comfortable, he drops this hammer:
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ryan's letter draws you in with 11 pages of erudite, scholarly prose -- then just when you've gotten comfortable, he drops this hammer:
Damn. It's 11 pages of scholarly, erudite prose -- then he drops this absolute hammer. 💥💥💥
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Damn. It's 11 pages of scholarly, erudite prose -- then he drops this absolute hammer. 💥💥💥
It's also *nowhere* to be found on Fox's website. This is the top of their webpage right now. I imagine the conversation at Fox HQ went something like this:
Fox Exec #1: "OMG, they've got e-mails from Epstein saying Trump knew about the girls!"
Fox Exec #2: "Quick, run another DEI panic story!"
Fox Exec #1: "OMG, they've got e-mails from Epstein saying Trump knew about the girls!"
Fox Exec #2: "Quick, run another DEI panic story!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's also *nowhere* to be found on Fox's website. This is the top of their webpage right now. I imagine the conversation at Fox HQ went something like this:
Fox Exec #1: "OMG, they've got e-mails from Epstein saying Trump knew about the girls!"
Fox Exec #2: "Quick, run another DEI panic story!"
Fox Exec #1: "OMG, they've got e-mails from Epstein saying Trump knew about the girls!"
Fox Exec #2: "Quick, run another DEI panic story!"
Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
Shot and chaser:
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November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
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Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Lindsey Graham also posted a message of support for the airport security personnel, and Mace responded by basically outing him. 😳
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November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Lindsey Graham also posted a message of support for the airport security personnel, and Mace responded by basically outing him. 😳
Shot and chaser:
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Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
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November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
Shot and chaser:
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Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
Shot and chaser:
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November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
Shot and chaser:
Shot and chaser:
Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
Shot and chaser:
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November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Amid all the election buzz, I missed that Nancy Mace basically outed Lindsey Graham. 😳
Shot and chaser:
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