Statue
landspeeder.bsky.social
Statue
@landspeeder.bsky.social
Demisexual, Demiboy aged 49, 5'7" Undead cyborg
"Happy new year! How can I help you? Are you here as a new visitor, a new employee, or new inventory?"
#tf #objecttf #chairtf
January 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Hey everyone, please be very careful when using odourless thinners. They lull you into a sense of non-toxicity.
Thinners are usually toxic, and many oil paint pigments will seriously damage your health.

I use very stinky thinners to remind me to open windows and mask
Oil washes are the future, I swear.
AK interactive Odourless thinners is the way to go.
January 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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#USA is not at war with #Venezuela unless and until it is authorized by an act of Congress.

Until then, it is an unconstitutional action of 47 involving the DoD in an illegal move in Venezuela.

The people of USA have not authorized a war. Far from it.

Repost!
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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This post is the sign you’ve been waiting for to get into painting miniatures in 2026. Don’t worry about your skill level, or learning the lore, or having to play the game after - I promise you, you will thoroughly love the journey of simply painting a mini. It’s also so therapeutic. Do it :)
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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this is what your average vtuber looks like
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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🔴: Clothing styles should have no age. If you want to dress emo with 40 or 60 that's totally cool. You can be goth your whole life too. Dress however you want and how it makes you feel good. You are never to old to find joy in how you present.
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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"Do you want to play a game of billiard with me?"
A little pinup that I did playing with a new character that I did. Do you think she is cute? What material would you like to see her? 😉
I appreciate RTs🙂HD version in my P4treon (Link in bio😉)
#3dart #3dart_nsfw #erotic_art #nsfw_art #pinupart
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@fortunatessera.bsky.social if you like unusual genitals, you Mike like Nominu's boi milk despenser
An aspiring barista applied for a job at a nearby café over a year ago. Today, he's still working there as an appliance, serving his popular boi milk™ to happy customers all day long!
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"I said I want to join the socialite club, but not as an ORNAMENT! I look excited as hell, though that doesn't mean I'm happy!"

— Felicia, a professional statue

#ASFR #petrification
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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It’s good to explain that the CDC is lying and vaccines still unequivocally do not cause autism, even if it just reaches one person on here who has doubts. But the fight is out there, not in here; and the time to let go of the information deficit model of science communication was decades ago
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Feel like this needs to be spread around.

Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
October 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A reminder for you to check your medical supplies and first aid kit. Especially in these troubling times.

I recommend owning at least one prepacked "grab and go" first aid kit, plus an additional tub containing supplies for most common problems.

And CHECK THE EXPIRY DATES ON EVERYTHING.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The starts of a new homebrew #spacemarine chapter, starting with 3 Primaris Eliminators as my flcs had them in stock #warhammer40k
October 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm tired of metals that are valuable because they're rare or they interact with magic or they make the best equipment or they power a device. I'm inventing a metal that's valuable because I turn people into it and that's hot.
October 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This is so true
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The harsh crackdown on anyone who doesn't properly mourn Charlie Kirk and pretend he was a good guy is polarizing me more and more in the opposite direction.

He was a vile, hateful little man who wanted people like me lynched. The more you scream at me for pointing that out, the more I'll say it.
September 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Is it really speaking ill of the dead, if it's true? Hell, is it speaking ill of the dead if it's just quoting WHAT THE DEAD SAID?
September 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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❤️you are worth it❤️
🧡you are worth it🧡
💛you are worth it💛
💚you are worth it💚
🩵you are worth it🩵
💙you are worth it💙
💜you are worth it💜
🩷you are worth it🩷
September 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@goddamnithorny.bsky.social Just found a great video and story by MasterTF on DA about a girl being turned into a cube www.deviantart.com/mastertf/art...
MASTERTF-Aldric - Cubed by MasterTf on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
August 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM