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Ophiderom

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🔞Ophi | he/they/it | 23 | Sheep🔞 pfp by Jintally Place for kink thoughts (so 18+). Age in bio greatly appreciated. Mastodon: transfur.social/@ophiderom Sona Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ophiderom/

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Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 18h

Assuming my abilities are chance-based because I flipped a coin at the start of the fight, but actually the coin keeps multiplying in the air until you're buried under a shower of them and begin turning into solid copper.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 21h

Speaking to you in my talking-to-oblivious-mortals voice:
"Have you ever been cursed before?"

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Mind! Mind! Mind!

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Society that popularised the use of illusion magic for aesthetic purposes versus gateway that makes illusions real and permanent. I like the snug butt plug and gag you enchanted with glamour to make it look like the holes they fill aren't there at all.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Great news, tails is side 2.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

You may flip a coin.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Oops, you're decorative now.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Sheepstatuefication on a 2 is what I would refer to as the jackpot (for me, not the victim).

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly, it's safe...

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 1d

Can you believe it? Flocktober and Rocktober at the same time. Roll a d6. If it's 3 or less, become a sheep. If it's even, turn to stone.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

"Yesss. Yessss. I'm invincible!" -> "Nooo, don't use heavy weapons!"

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

Sheep with the kind of fleece that subtracts 30 from incoming damage and then doubles it.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

Expanding your status effect list to reveal all the debuffs I just inflicted you with and seeing the icon I hid in there that permacharms you when you look at it.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

...farmed summons for exp but gained a level in Sheep, escape portal was redirected to his stomach, didn't defeat him before his scent saturated the air, drank too many potions and turned into a bottle, hit by the bouncing latex orb...

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe I've been approaching the Ophi bossfight concept the wrong way. Don't bother with damage dealt, just introduce more and more ways to lose. Stayed charmed too long, failed a sneak attack and got sat on, stood on the grass, crouched and got facefucked, got eaten by an ally...

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 3d

Falling through the floor into a hive of infestation-happy bugs, which suddenly adds an extra level of danger to the boss's "no armour or clothing" gimmick.

Realising that the patches of grass aren't cosmetic and spending too long in them will warp you to a field that you've *always* grazed in.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 3d

Chamber flooding to the ceiling with water as the boss rapidly swims after you wielding a trident that fish TFs whatever it strikes.

Mirrors being uncovered that allow the hypnotic gaze to hit you from seven different directions.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 3d

I have a need for more kinky boss arena shifts and AoEs.

Conjuring enormous dessert glasses from the ground that capture adventurers and slowly convert them into ice cream, walls becoming more slippery as they melt.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 3d

Wielding a TF hoop like a shield because even though it blocks basically nothing, anything that passes through it won't be capable of damaging you anymore. Works on unarmed attacks, weapons, fire breath and most spells. Shield bashes are startlingly effective.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 3d

The glass caves and trees were me, the TF clay rivers were me, the roaming contagious livestock were me, every debuff having a bug that can inflict it via sting was me. Try undoing them with nature magic and you'll just make more.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, I ate and killed the original god of nature a while ago, sorry. I still emulate a lot of their acts like destroying equipment and magic, returning civilisations to the soil or turning people into animals but I also redecide what is natural.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 4d

Mmmm very wise, perhaps the better option.

Sometimes it feels like you're my royal advisor whispering into my ear.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 4d

Some people who find someone astral projecting like to etch wards against possession around them to prevent them from recalling their soul and leave them as an ever-warm fucktoy. I just rest a TF ring in their mouth to turn their returning soul into a shower of slop.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 4d

If an item left on the altar to the gods isn't a suitable offering to any of them, it will create a new deity to match it. That's why leaving your chastity cage on the "fancy table" you found led to a divine being dedicated entirely to never letting you cum or take a step outside of bondage gear.

Ophiderom @ophiderom.bsky.social · 4d

Great news! You can be me too.