monxieur lala
@lamentlament.bsky.social
age: 20s
pronouns: he/him and perchance others
icon: saihate station
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
pronouns: he/him and perchance others
icon: saihate station
banner: urchin-P monitoring cover ft my husband kuro bousuku
thinking of writing a comic called Joe Joe Bizárre's Adventure, about a man named joe joe bizárre who goes on. yyyup. an adventure
January 19, 2026 at 11:45 PM
thinking of writing a comic called Joe Joe Bizárre's Adventure, about a man named joe joe bizárre who goes on. yyyup. an adventure
just pissed miserably and pathetically *remembers there are always perverts lurking* i mean i pissed normalways *remembers i like the perverts* but i did moan a little
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
just pissed miserably and pathetically *remembers there are always perverts lurking* i mean i pissed normalways *remembers i like the perverts* but i did moan a little
my mom pointed out that a guy on tv was named timmy and my dad and i immediately in unison went "timmaaayyyyyyyyy"
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
my mom pointed out that a guy on tv was named timmy and my dad and i immediately in unison went "timmaaayyyyyyyyy"
found a ring measuring thing and thought it was some newfandled bdsm torture device
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
found a ring measuring thing and thought it was some newfandled bdsm torture device
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they are sending me to space to studdy the effects of jacking off 5000 times in space
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 AM
they are sending me to space to studdy the effects of jacking off 5000 times in space
added too much chili oil to my instant ramen drank broth swallowed chili oil pain pain pain pain pain pain betrayed hurting coughs weakly
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 AM
added too much chili oil to my instant ramen drank broth swallowed chili oil pain pain pain pain pain pain betrayed hurting coughs weakly
i want to lean into my weird ominous freakazoid nature!! but alas!!! i need to be hireable!! fuck!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i want to lean into my weird ominous freakazoid nature!! but alas!!! i need to be hireable!! fuck!!!!
troublesome problems require troublesome solutions
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
troublesome problems require troublesome solutions
i do love how you can point at any arrangement of characters with varying senses of style and be like "that's trans people hanging out"
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
i do love how you can point at any arrangement of characters with varying senses of style and be like "that's trans people hanging out"
my ears? itchy. my nose? also itchy. am i thriving? not really. but am i having a good time regardless? still not really
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
my ears? itchy. my nose? also itchy. am i thriving? not really. but am i having a good time regardless? still not really
damn i really just don't have much desire to socialize, i shouldn't try to force myself to make close friends if it won't make me happy *remembers laser tag exists and fantasizes about kicking laser ass* hmm ok change of plans perhap
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
damn i really just don't have much desire to socialize, i shouldn't try to force myself to make close friends if it won't make me happy *remembers laser tag exists and fantasizes about kicking laser ass* hmm ok change of plans perhap
buck wild that dressing eccentrically is considered a symptom of schizospec disorders. my drip is unfathomable and my delusions? are also unfathomable
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
buck wild that dressing eccentrically is considered a symptom of schizospec disorders. my drip is unfathomable and my delusions? are also unfathomable
please go to puppies and kitty cats dot com forward slash careers for more details
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
please go to puppies and kitty cats dot com forward slash careers for more details
his name is literally president fart in british
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
his name is literally president fart in british
having amoeba sex with my microscopic wife
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 AM
having amoeba sex with my microscopic wife
clawing my way out of the hyperfocus zone dirt under my nails whiteknuckling tree roots and such
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 AM
clawing my way out of the hyperfocus zone dirt under my nails whiteknuckling tree roots and such
spotify just had the audacity to interrupt me mid-song for an ad break this truly might be the final straw
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
spotify just had the audacity to interrupt me mid-song for an ad break this truly might be the final straw
in a slightly more perfect timeline they have invented medicinal cigarettes and i am prescribed them for free for ever
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
in a slightly more perfect timeline they have invented medicinal cigarettes and i am prescribed them for free for ever
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going with my boy Throach Plisten to check out that new Pit That Makes You Forget Everything. actually he may or may not be my boy. i don’t recall
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
going with my boy Throach Plisten to check out that new Pit That Makes You Forget Everything. actually he may or may not be my boy. i don’t recall
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
apparently there's a show called Accident, Suicide Or Murder but i think this name would be better used for a fuck marry kill spinoff
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
apparently there's a show called Accident, Suicide Or Murder but i think this name would be better used for a fuck marry kill spinoff
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
"bumfuck nowhere" is a great phrase. get far enough from the urban sprawl and you just gotta fuck me in the ass hole about it. or whoever. idc
January 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
"bumfuck nowhere" is a great phrase. get far enough from the urban sprawl and you just gotta fuck me in the ass hole about it. or whoever. idc
sometimes i'm like "fuuuck i've never been truly creative in my life" and then i go through old project snippets at 1 in the morning and get my dick blown clean off
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
sometimes i'm like "fuuuck i've never been truly creative in my life" and then i go through old project snippets at 1 in the morning and get my dick blown clean off
told my mom i'd been rotating kuro bousuku in my mind all day and she said "i don't need to know your sick perversions". mama you don't know the half of it
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
told my mom i'd been rotating kuro bousuku in my mind all day and she said "i don't need to know your sick perversions". mama you don't know the half of it