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My belief that all Onion headlines are actually prophesies remains unshaken.
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
My belief that all Onion headlines are actually prophesies remains unshaken.
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The Onion is The Simpsons of Babylon Bees
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The Onion is The Simpsons of Babylon Bees
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i cant help but say "laser beam" without the Dr Evil voice
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i cant help but say "laser beam" without the Dr Evil voice
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You really can’t make this stuff up … but bless you and The Onion for continuing to try.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
You really can’t make this stuff up … but bless you and The Onion for continuing to try.
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In all fairness, balloons are harmful to the environment.
February 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
In all fairness, balloons are harmful to the environment.
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Makes one feel real safe with these idiots running the country.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Makes one feel real safe with these idiots running the country.
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Wait CBS News still employs journalists?
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Wait CBS News still employs journalists?
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Combine the Onion and Simpsons writers, and we’ll be able to plot and course correct the whole world’s progress over the next few months!
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Combine the Onion and Simpsons writers, and we’ll be able to plot and course correct the whole world’s progress over the next few months!
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They didn't catch that the song was a metaphor. They thought it was literally about balloons.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
They didn't catch that the song was a metaphor. They thought it was literally about balloons.
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Pure evil and corrupt. That will be her legacy.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Pure evil and corrupt. That will be her legacy.
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Named after the hat guy!
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Named after the hat guy!
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How can a woman sit there, calmly, not to say smugly, knowing how so many other women suffered at the hands of wealthy, entitled men?
I really don't understand... 😢
I really don't understand... 😢
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
How can a woman sit there, calmly, not to say smugly, knowing how so many other women suffered at the hands of wealthy, entitled men?
I really don't understand... 😢
I really don't understand... 😢
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It's not a block
barack obama is wearing sunglasses and looking at himself in the mirror .
ALT: barack obama is wearing sunglasses and looking at himself in the mirror .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
It's not a block
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A great question and visual.
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
A great question and visual.
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Her smug face and demeanor.
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Her smug face and demeanor.
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She is truly evil and should face her final days in CECOT.
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
She is truly evil and should face her final days in CECOT.
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When survivors raise their hands and the Attorney General looks away, that’s not neutrality or professionalism—it’s a choice to protect power over people. Justice that won’t even look at victims isn’t justice at all.
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
When survivors raise their hands and the Attorney General looks away, that’s not neutrality or professionalism—it’s a choice to protect power over people. Justice that won’t even look at victims isn’t justice at all.
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Im not sure if the 66 likes are from fellow Chi O sisters, but maybe we can start a Pan note for Sisters Standing with other Women and forward it to Tri Delt nationals?
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Im not sure if the 66 likes are from fellow Chi O sisters, but maybe we can start a Pan note for Sisters Standing with other Women and forward it to Tri Delt nationals?
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Bondi belongs in prison, and I believe with all my heart we will put her there.
February 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Bondi belongs in prison, and I believe with all my heart we will put her there.
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Thank you Marc Elias and team!
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February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Thank you Marc Elias and team!
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Marc, thank you and your team for fighting these never ending fights.
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Marc, thank you and your team for fighting these never ending fights.
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VICTORY!!!!! Keep up the great work Marc!
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
VICTORY!!!!! Keep up the great work Marc!