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Captain S[h]am
@lachrymose-dweller.bsky.social
I have no idea what I am anymore...
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He/Him/His
“Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
Was anyone going to make me aware of this absolute GEM of a woman??? Why did it take Tumblr to inform me of her chaotic existence???
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The way you mention having to be crammed inside the CT machine makes me think of that scene from Nightmare Before Christmas where the three bratty "Trick or Treaters" shove and squeeze Santa down that chute to Oogie Boogie's lair lol
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM