Captain S[h]am
@lachrymose-dweller.bsky.social
I have no idea what I am anymore...
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He/Him/His
“Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
35
He/Him/His
“Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
Was anyone going to make me aware of this absolute GEM of a woman??? Why did it take Tumblr to inform me of her chaotic existence???
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Was anyone going to make me aware of this absolute GEM of a woman??? Why did it take Tumblr to inform me of her chaotic existence???
Oooh, I can see that, too!
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oooh, I can see that, too!
Here ya go. I saw this and at first thought it was like...blown up pictures of acorns rather than pomegranates lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Here ya go. I saw this and at first thought it was like...blown up pictures of acorns rather than pomegranates lol
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood.
"The world in the game has GLOWING CHICKENS!!!"
My friend lied to me of course, but that was what got me to want to play Majora's Mask on the N64 lol Afterward, it became a game my aunt and I shared a love of.
"The world in the game has GLOWING CHICKENS!!!"
My friend lied to me of course, but that was what got me to want to play Majora's Mask on the N64 lol Afterward, it became a game my aunt and I shared a love of.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood.
"The world in the game has GLOWING CHICKENS!!!"
My friend lied to me of course, but that was what got me to want to play Majora's Mask on the N64 lol Afterward, it became a game my aunt and I shared a love of.
"The world in the game has GLOWING CHICKENS!!!"
My friend lied to me of course, but that was what got me to want to play Majora's Mask on the N64 lol Afterward, it became a game my aunt and I shared a love of.
Heh, he kinda looks like Leon Kuwata from Danganronpa. Just as cute, that's for sure.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Heh, he kinda looks like Leon Kuwata from Danganronpa. Just as cute, that's for sure.
Here's something I just learned.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Here's something I just learned.
The way you mention having to be crammed inside the CT machine makes me think of that scene from Nightmare Before Christmas where the three bratty "Trick or Treaters" shove and squeeze Santa down that chute to Oogie Boogie's lair lol
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The way you mention having to be crammed inside the CT machine makes me think of that scene from Nightmare Before Christmas where the three bratty "Trick or Treaters" shove and squeeze Santa down that chute to Oogie Boogie's lair lol
I know! And those biceps?! Come on! OoT Link was no twink! This was a hunky lad!
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I know! And those biceps?! Come on! OoT Link was no twink! This was a hunky lad!
This was how I was with Ocarina of Time's Adult Link on the cover of the official guide. Boy had some PECS. And those legs?! (I was 9 or 10 at the time, too lol)
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This was how I was with Ocarina of Time's Adult Link on the cover of the official guide. Boy had some PECS. And those legs?! (I was 9 or 10 at the time, too lol)
I could not picture anything but this while reading it, Lauren.
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I could not picture anything but this while reading it, Lauren.
EVERYONE!!! AT LONG LAST!!! IT'S WEEN!!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
EVERYONE!!! AT LONG LAST!!! IT'S WEEN!!!
If you see this, you're now obligated to reply to this with your favorite Animal Crossing game & your favorite Animal Crossing villager...
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you see this, you're now obligated to reply to this with your favorite Animal Crossing game & your favorite Animal Crossing villager...
I'm side-eyeing that title of the article. "His Triumph"...where have I heard a name like that before...oh! I know!
October 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm side-eyeing that title of the article. "His Triumph"...where have I heard a name like that before...oh! I know!
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!
Still my favorite Food Network chef/celeb! Love Ina. Would turn her on and take a nap whenever I'd watch her lol
September 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Still my favorite Food Network chef/celeb! Love Ina. Would turn her on and take a nap whenever I'd watch her lol
this is who runs this account
August 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
this is who runs this account
2/2 everywhere throughout my body is absolutely killing me. I'm on a lot of pain meds and muscle relaxers, as well as psych meds. Nothing is working. And physical therapy is OUT of the question. I do a four weeks of PT, and I HURT so bad during it, it's just...ugh, I dunno.
August 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
2/2 everywhere throughout my body is absolutely killing me. I'm on a lot of pain meds and muscle relaxers, as well as psych meds. Nothing is working. And physical therapy is OUT of the question. I do a four weeks of PT, and I HURT so bad during it, it's just...ugh, I dunno.
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie"
August 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie"
Still have the one line like cemented in my head from that book:
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Still have the one line like cemented in my head from that book:
