Captain S[h]am
@lachrymose-dweller.bsky.social
I have no idea what I am anymore...
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He/Him/His
“Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
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He/Him/His
“Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
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“Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
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December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Man…. I don’t know what got into me there… and why am I still HUNGRY???
AMAZZZING COMISS BY 🎨 @weirdsignals.bsky.social !!!!
Featuring a fren @redbar.hyper.wang
AMAZZZING COMISS BY 🎨 @weirdsignals.bsky.social !!!!
Featuring a fren @redbar.hyper.wang
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Man…. I don’t know what got into me there… and why am I still HUNGRY???
AMAZZZING COMISS BY 🎨 @weirdsignals.bsky.social !!!!
Featuring a fren @redbar.hyper.wang
AMAZZZING COMISS BY 🎨 @weirdsignals.bsky.social !!!!
Featuring a fren @redbar.hyper.wang
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me and my bf skipping joyously to murder someone down the block <3
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
me and my bf skipping joyously to murder someone down the block <3
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found a healing fountain
September 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
found a healing fountain
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gym duo but the other one is lacking
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
gym duo but the other one is lacking
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November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Lonely Hearts Cafe ✨☕️ 🫶✨
Todd Ingram shows up to the coffee shop hoping to catch Wallace, but when the Twink who made him feel sparks isn’t there, it’s up to Dash Baxter and Lucas Lee to fix his broken heart!
Todd Ingram shows up to the coffee shop hoping to catch Wallace, but when the Twink who made him feel sparks isn’t there, it’s up to Dash Baxter and Lucas Lee to fix his broken heart!
August 31, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Lonely Hearts Cafe ✨☕️ 🫶✨
Todd Ingram shows up to the coffee shop hoping to catch Wallace, but when the Twink who made him feel sparks isn’t there, it’s up to Dash Baxter and Lucas Lee to fix his broken heart!
Todd Ingram shows up to the coffee shop hoping to catch Wallace, but when the Twink who made him feel sparks isn’t there, it’s up to Dash Baxter and Lucas Lee to fix his broken heart!
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Sorry, just blew in 😉💨
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sorry, just blew in 😉💨
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i need a huge muscle elf 🧝♂️
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i need a huge muscle elf 🧝♂️
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No 2000s superhero cartoon is complete without a Flash Thompson clone.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
No 2000s superhero cartoon is complete without a Flash Thompson clone.
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[CV!]
Ifrit vs behemoth
Ifrit vs behemoth
September 20, 2023 at 7:45 PM
[CV!]
Ifrit vs behemoth
Ifrit vs behemoth
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[CV]
Been assigned a new dad
Been assigned a new dad
October 31, 2023 at 8:38 AM
[CV]
Been assigned a new dad
Been assigned a new dad
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Pray you get brought to their boss in a solid state!!
December 22, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Pray you get brought to their boss in a solid state!!
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[CV]
He's a growing boy, needs the protien~
He's a growing boy, needs the protien~
February 19, 2024 at 5:17 AM
[CV]
He's a growing boy, needs the protien~
He's a growing boy, needs the protien~
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