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@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
I will never forgive whoever decided to schedule the Egg Bowl at the same time as Nebraska vs Iowa
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Hawkeyes
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sweatpants day
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Three cases handled in a totally not lawerly way (so far)
Putting it as delicately as I can, preparing to have to say "I'm not a lawyer, but" 1,000 times tomorrow at the family's dinner
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by kyle
HAPPY THANKSGIVIG - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
LUST HAG
Hey guys. New merch preorders are up, first time doing a print of Irrevocably Drubbed album artwork! Please share if you can🫶 long sleeves and crewnecks!
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I firmly believe that my wife would've left my goofy ass behind years ago if it wasn't for all the onions that need to be chopped
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Look, I don't need this shit
You sound creepy, Kyle.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm gonna try to be offline tomorrow, so tonight I'll say I'm thankful for all of you maniacs.

Sigh, yes, even @fiestajake.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Putting it as delicately as I can, preparing to have to say "I'm not a lawyer, but" 1,000 times tomorrow at the family's dinner
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Only a true dumbass would go to the grocery store tonight.

Soooo, anyone need anything?
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This album rips and you should have it in your collection
DEMON SLUICE IS COLLECTED BY 170 DEATH CRAZED MANIACS.

CAN WE GET THIS TO 180!?
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The posts they force into your Instagram feed constantly make me consider going to live the rest of my life in solitude in the dungeon of an abandoned castle
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm still on hold
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Let's go
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If I'm on hold for 2 hours, I don't have to take any other calls
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by kyle
We will be right back with our podcast about the horrific and rapid decline of America after these ads for 3 different gambling apps
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Would have been cheaper to just buy black construction paper
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Note to self: The English and Canadians have strong gravy opinions. Probably related
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If anyone brings up AI I'm throwing plates
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Politics, football and movies are among the many topics that tend to come up around Thanksgiving.

In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what should I know about it? https://cnn.it/48i1z4p
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Making my yearly request for someone to come over and pin my gloves to my coat because I am apparently a giant child
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Day before a four day weekend and I left my bow and arrows at home. Let's go

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November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Juiceless website lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you decide to go out for food and/or drinks during the holiday season (or any time, honestly) and don't tip well, I hope your server kicks you in both shins. One with a running start, and one standing still
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM