Kit Suzzo
@ksuzzo.bsky.social
If I don't know you I am likely blocking. No offence. But I can't lock my account here so...
Fox. Liker of cars, cute clothes, and music.
Doer of things. Huge nerd. She/they
Occasional NSFW content. Three many Miata and an Alfa.
Fox. Liker of cars, cute clothes, and music.
Doer of things. Huge nerd. She/they
Occasional NSFW content. Three many Miata and an Alfa.
My cars are doing that thing where they all are broken/want attetion at the same time. I am down to 2 out of 7 that I can just hop in and drive more than locally. And one of those is yelling for an oil change....
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My cars are doing that thing where they all are broken/want attetion at the same time. I am down to 2 out of 7 that I can just hop in and drive more than locally. And one of those is yelling for an oil change....
As someone a year into "post covid fatigue" (it started after a bout of rinovirus, almost got better, then a round of covid fucked me over), yeah. Shit fucks you up.
And leme tell you, the disability system in this country is not set up for dealing with this...
And leme tell you, the disability system in this country is not set up for dealing with this...
This person was infected with COVID twice and recovered. A 3rd infection brought manageable long COVID symptoms, but they were still able to work. After a 4th infection a few months ago, they haven’t recovered at all — showing how repeated infections can cause severe, lasting damage.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As someone a year into "post covid fatigue" (it started after a bout of rinovirus, almost got better, then a round of covid fucked me over), yeah. Shit fucks you up.
And leme tell you, the disability system in this country is not set up for dealing with this...
And leme tell you, the disability system in this country is not set up for dealing with this...
So Steam has just reinvented the console? Makes sense actually.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So Steam has just reinvented the console? Makes sense actually.
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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i'm gonna lose my mind
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i'm gonna lose my mind
The intrusive thoughts won...
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The intrusive thoughts won...
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
Ok, I have gotten my VR stuff set back up, who all do I know on VRC? Send me a friend request (KitSuzzo)
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ok, I have gotten my VR stuff set back up, who all do I know on VRC? Send me a friend request (KitSuzzo)
I am gonna be down in the Herdon/Reston VA area on friday. What is there to do? I wanted to go to the Udvar Hazy but it's closed right now...
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I am gonna be down in the Herdon/Reston VA area on friday. What is there to do? I wanted to go to the Udvar Hazy but it's closed right now...
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Gender is a performance and I don't feel like acting
Gender is a performance and I’m eating every tomato thrown at me.
Gender is a performance and I didn’t even make it through the audition before the director politely told me they’d seen enough
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Gender is a performance and I don't feel like acting
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
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Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
So this is a thing I just learned exists. I duno who out yhere needs to know about it, but I am sure there are a few
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
So this is a thing I just learned exists. I duno who out yhere needs to know about it, but I am sure there are a few
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Polite reminder to please tag your nsfw properly! Because sometimes people use bsky out and about in the world! And it's the considerate thing to do!! So there isn't jump scare porn in public!!!
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Polite reminder to please tag your nsfw properly! Because sometimes people use bsky out and about in the world! And it's the considerate thing to do!! So there isn't jump scare porn in public!!!
It's always a good day when I get to play with ine of my toys
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's always a good day when I get to play with ine of my toys
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Ugh, my favorite mug exploded while I was washing it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ugh, my favorite mug exploded while I was washing it.
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
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I saw a mother scold her child for doing the arm pump thing at a truck driver to get him to honk his horn today
As a professional truck driver for 12ish years, I need you all to know. We are as, if not more excited to honk for kids than the kids are.
Do not take this from us.
As a professional truck driver for 12ish years, I need you all to know. We are as, if not more excited to honk for kids than the kids are.
Do not take this from us.
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I saw a mother scold her child for doing the arm pump thing at a truck driver to get him to honk his horn today
As a professional truck driver for 12ish years, I need you all to know. We are as, if not more excited to honk for kids than the kids are.
Do not take this from us.
As a professional truck driver for 12ish years, I need you all to know. We are as, if not more excited to honk for kids than the kids are.
Do not take this from us.
This is one of my favorites
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This is one of my favorites
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don't forget the Nissan Com Com!
January 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
don't forget the Nissan Com Com!
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What kind of vampire is your favorite?
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What kind of vampire is your favorite?