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turning chronic illness into poetry since 2003. the internet's #1 jonathan franzen defender. buy my books for your mentally ill girlfriend
unfortunately it's Supernatural
2025 has been a rough year. What's one piece of art that's brought you absolute joy despite everything?
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
unfortunately it's Supernatural
I switched over to the discover tab to try and get some new interesting shit to read and it's all stuff that I don't even want to vaguely describe for fear bluesky will think I want more of it, anyway how do I get rid of it
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I switched over to the discover tab to try and get some new interesting shit to read and it's all stuff that I don't even want to vaguely describe for fear bluesky will think I want more of it, anyway how do I get rid of it
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
@mikedoughty.bsky.social my group contained three people who had no idea what they were in for and everyone had a fabulous time. Stay groovy
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@mikedoughty.bsky.social my group contained three people who had no idea what they were in for and everyone had a fabulous time. Stay groovy
While we're on the subject, anyone selling a $12 mocktail is extremely fucking evil
I'm gonna start a restaurant for people like me who want a small meal that costs eight dollars
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
While we're on the subject, anyone selling a $12 mocktail is extremely fucking evil
Soul Coughing in Grand Rapids tonight, been in too much pain to really get hyped over it but now that I'm here, the hype behind
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Soul Coughing in Grand Rapids tonight, been in too much pain to really get hyped over it but now that I'm here, the hype behind
I told myself I would only get custom tattoos for the rest of my life but I'm reaaaaally tempted to get a wheatus Valentine tattoo
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I told myself I would only get custom tattoos for the rest of my life but I'm reaaaaally tempted to get a wheatus Valentine tattoo
man in my bed saying "the only good thing about Southland Tales was that The Rock was in it" blissfully unaware that I have kicked men out of my bed for way less than shitting on my favorite wrong horse movie
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
man in my bed saying "the only good thing about Southland Tales was that The Rock was in it" blissfully unaware that I have kicked men out of my bed for way less than shitting on my favorite wrong horse movie
I'm gonna start a restaurant for people like me who want a small meal that costs eight dollars
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I'm gonna start a restaurant for people like me who want a small meal that costs eight dollars
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Oh piggy you offend us now
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
December 16, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Oh piggy you offend us now
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
The Tori Amos cover of Growin' Up is gonna haunt me for a long time, jeeeez
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The Tori Amos cover of Growin' Up is gonna haunt me for a long time, jeeeez
I like to read in the bath and a few people have asked me if there's a trick to reading in the bath without getting the book wet. There isn't. The trick is to not care that your book is wet.
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I like to read in the bath and a few people have asked me if there's a trick to reading in the bath without getting the book wet. There isn't. The trick is to not care that your book is wet.
I tried coming back to 2666 yesterday but I haven't picked it up since spring 2021 and let me tell you, that's not a great book to lose your place in
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I tried coming back to 2666 yesterday but I haven't picked it up since spring 2021 and let me tell you, that's not a great book to lose your place in
Have been struggling with an insanely heavy depression load recently and Spotify just decided to kick me while I'm down with a customized "optimistic mix"
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Have been struggling with an insanely heavy depression load recently and Spotify just decided to kick me while I'm down with a customized "optimistic mix"
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
any other freaks out there who would enjoy a BR2049 x John Mulaney joke
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
any other freaks out there who would enjoy a BR2049 x John Mulaney joke
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And I would’ve gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids and your poorly-timed Chicago River tour boat
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And I would’ve gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids and your poorly-timed Chicago River tour boat
My favorite part of this is that last line, like yeah Ice, women who want stability and to raise a family have better places to live than NYC, maybe try Milwaukee or something
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"
Meanwhile, just the other day...
Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My favorite part of this is that last line, like yeah Ice, women who want stability and to raise a family have better places to live than NYC, maybe try Milwaukee or something
wow who could have seen this coming
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
wow who could have seen this coming
I live in Michigan and the last person I know who financed a big ass truck is a woman who wears a hot pink Carhartt beanie and the biggest fake lash set of anyone I know. There's a whole Truck gender if you're in the Midwest
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I live in Michigan and the last person I know who financed a big ass truck is a woman who wears a hot pink Carhartt beanie and the biggest fake lash set of anyone I know. There's a whole Truck gender if you're in the Midwest
There really wasn't any more snow in GR today, so we tried to drive out to see a friend who's in town from Cali. Once we got out to JenIson, holy fuck, the lake effect snow was so scary
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There really wasn't any more snow in GR today, so we tried to drive out to see a friend who's in town from Cali. Once we got out to JenIson, holy fuck, the lake effect snow was so scary
Part iii of Nude 3 is about the time my friend and I both got hammered and were simultaneously hollerpukin' in the toilet and tub
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Part iii of Nude 3 is about the time my friend and I both got hammered and were simultaneously hollerpukin' in the toilet and tub
One time a guy won me over by fully picking up and cradling my 85lb lab retriever and now I only date men who can lift my dog
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One time a guy won me over by fully picking up and cradling my 85lb lab retriever and now I only date men who can lift my dog
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I need an antidepressant that changes my material conditions so I have a career and a future, I think
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I need an antidepressant that changes my material conditions so I have a career and a future, I think