Soup season

Did you use a rapid test? Those are extremely unreliable. Get a PCR test if you can.

Yo I was smart and paid for coat check ahead of time so I didn't have to bear the line coatless when it's 20 degrees outside and let me tell you: feels good man

We're going neon body paint and a blacklight dance party actually

Gay happy meetings + much mistletoe-ing is a pretty easy one to accomplish

I'm gonna throw a MWTotY party where we do everything in the song and there will be a part where we all sit around roasting marshmallows and sharing paranormal conspiracy theories and bragging about the best gifts we've ever given (my interpretation of "glories")

this sentence barely scans as English but in my defense I've been in pain all day and now I have to listen to this baseless slander

He's got stories

it's out of respect like some avoid saying G-d

This is my most successful post on bsky so I must be onto something

I do not want to spend eighteen dollars on a half pound burger and enough fries to feed my entire friend group. I want two chicken strips and just enough fries to finish before they get cold. Eight dollars.

Anything with a utensil is too much effort, cheese and crackers are like 40% of my meals right now

Pork intruder got me this time

I really think that whoever figures out how to add accommodations for neurodivergence in elder care is going to be set up for life. There's basically nothing there right now but once the millennials and Zs start aging it's gonna be Necessary