Mary-Marie Plaza
@ksmitty84.bsky.social
So hip, even my errors are correct.
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AKA
OES-PHA
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AKA
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Some young man whose advances I rebuffed last night, ended up embarrassed by the answers to questions he asked me trying to he a smart ass.
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Some young man whose advances I rebuffed last night, ended up embarrassed by the answers to questions he asked me trying to he a smart ass.
Pennywise is an asshole lmao
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Pennywise is an asshole lmao
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Gently ... composition as a course teaches us how to package ideas to an audience for understanding.
The skill being taught is thinking
The skill being taught is thinking
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Gently ... composition as a course teaches us how to package ideas to an audience for understanding.
The skill being taught is thinking
The skill being taught is thinking
Listen-you not bout to have me down in no sewer trying to locate a demon.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Listen-you not bout to have me down in no sewer trying to locate a demon.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
I asked my bf if he thought that Peter Thiel was likely a suuuuper sub who probably enjoys playing as a school girl.
He didn’t answer me. He just said “Lolololololololol babe 😂”
But like…is it not obvious?
He didn’t answer me. He just said “Lolololololololol babe 😂”
But like…is it not obvious?
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I asked my bf if he thought that Peter Thiel was likely a suuuuper sub who probably enjoys playing as a school girl.
He didn’t answer me. He just said “Lolololololololol babe 😂”
But like…is it not obvious?
He didn’t answer me. He just said “Lolololololololol babe 😂”
But like…is it not obvious?
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Kelly Rowland looks and sounds amazing.
(I don’t know none of mama’s songs, but I appreciate them).
(I don’t know none of mama’s songs, but I appreciate them).
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Kelly Rowland looks and sounds amazing.
(I don’t know none of mama’s songs, but I appreciate them).
(I don’t know none of mama’s songs, but I appreciate them).
On this Founders’ Day, I’m giving MY Alpha hell.
That’s real Lyle Love. 🩷🖤💚💛
That’s real Lyle Love. 🩷🖤💚💛
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
On this Founders’ Day, I’m giving MY Alpha hell.
That’s real Lyle Love. 🩷🖤💚💛
That’s real Lyle Love. 🩷🖤💚💛
This hits home for me.
*cries in Lyle Love*
*cries in Lyle Love*
If you're in line to wish the brothers of Alpha Phi Alpha a Happy Founders Day ... pls stay in line.
They are going to reply to you but first they have to answer the texts and emails from their three separate families, four girlfriends, five "friends" and a potential first.
They are going to reply to you but first they have to answer the texts and emails from their three separate families, four girlfriends, five "friends" and a potential first.
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This hits home for me.
*cries in Lyle Love*
*cries in Lyle Love*
Benedict Cumberbatch reading Amazon reviews sends me every time.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Benedict Cumberbatch reading Amazon reviews sends me every time.
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I saw someone refer to J.D. Vance as a ‘declawed Garfield.’ I’m conflicted because LMFAO, but don’t disrespect Garfield like that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I saw someone refer to J.D. Vance as a ‘declawed Garfield.’ I’m conflicted because LMFAO, but don’t disrespect Garfield like that.
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I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.
Once a week I stop and think about how the Red Viper did capoeira for 20 minutes instead of ending the Mountain and ended up with his head squashed.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Once a week I stop and think about how the Red Viper did capoeira for 20 minutes instead of ending the Mountain and ended up with his head squashed.
Wale is in my Top 5 fr. He can rap his ass off and he puts on a great show.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wale is in my Top 5 fr. He can rap his ass off and he puts on a great show.
Just here to say happy birthday @dpzzle.bsky.social!!! Go pop open a bottle of Macallan 25 because we know you have some.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just here to say happy birthday @dpzzle.bsky.social!!! Go pop open a bottle of Macallan 25 because we know you have some.
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Chris Brown ain't even the greatest entertainer cosplaying 1987 Michael Jackson. Fuck that half an octave struggling nigga
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Chris Brown ain't even the greatest entertainer cosplaying 1987 Michael Jackson. Fuck that half an octave struggling nigga
I need a really nice pie plate. I’m about to get back into my baking bag real heavy.
I’ve had a tarte tatin on my mind for weeks now.
I’ve had a tarte tatin on my mind for weeks now.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I need a really nice pie plate. I’m about to get back into my baking bag real heavy.
I’ve had a tarte tatin on my mind for weeks now.
I’ve had a tarte tatin on my mind for weeks now.
I just found out the actress who played Liberty on Degrassi is a bad ass witchy Black woman. She’s a DJ.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just found out the actress who played Liberty on Degrassi is a bad ass witchy Black woman. She’s a DJ.
When your man’s team goes from winning to losing and you know he’s about to have an attitude…
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When your man’s team goes from winning to losing and you know he’s about to have an attitude…
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1. GEORGIA: Biggest day of voting yet, with 80K extra voters.
And... overall numbers barely budged.
The 10 biggest blue counties represent 50.3% of voters overall (like yesterday), compared to ≈45.3% at this point 2024.
32.3% of voters are Black (like yesterday), compared to 25.1% in 2024.
And... overall numbers barely budged.
The 10 biggest blue counties represent 50.3% of voters overall (like yesterday), compared to ≈45.3% at this point 2024.
32.3% of voters are Black (like yesterday), compared to 25.1% in 2024.
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
1. GEORGIA: Biggest day of voting yet, with 80K extra voters.
And... overall numbers barely budged.
The 10 biggest blue counties represent 50.3% of voters overall (like yesterday), compared to ≈45.3% at this point 2024.
32.3% of voters are Black (like yesterday), compared to 25.1% in 2024.
And... overall numbers barely budged.
The 10 biggest blue counties represent 50.3% of voters overall (like yesterday), compared to ≈45.3% at this point 2024.
32.3% of voters are Black (like yesterday), compared to 25.1% in 2024.
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It's that time of day — I'm running the numbers on Georgia and Pennsylvania turnout, and will post them shortly.
Time for your daily updates on the turnout data in Georgia and Pennsylvania!
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It's that time of day — I'm running the numbers on Georgia and Pennsylvania turnout, and will post them shortly.
Coco’s album is so good to me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Coco’s album is so good to me.
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That do be dope…… When your person is your best friend at the same time…. That love is beautiful man …. Great feeling … an euphoria
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That do be dope…… When your person is your best friend at the same time…. That love is beautiful man …. Great feeling … an euphoria
The Kardashian family is like a traveling band of ghouls that won’t stop haunting the world.
Why won’t they leave us alone?
Why won’t they leave us alone?
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The Kardashian family is like a traveling band of ghouls that won’t stop haunting the world.
Why won’t they leave us alone?
Why won’t they leave us alone?