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Keith Schweigert
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I used to be a writer, but I guess (sigh) I'm a content producer now. Rarely serious.
I'm getting a vibe
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
HOLY SHIT this is him????
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Do you guys want to mope about your football team imploding again...or would you rather watch me sock some dingers?" -- Kyle Schwarber
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Spotted in the Eagles locker room this morning: the Fire the Offensive Coordinator Ferret
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Positivity Rabbit vs. Kevin Patullo
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Let's check in with the Positivity Rabbit
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
*sighs heavily*

Go Birds
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ryan Day and Matt Patricia RN
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Update: Pat Kraft has announced his latest targets for the Penn State opening!
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you see this, quote this post with a beach photo from your gallery
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Mr. President, the Eagles got a first down."
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Apology accepted, blue."
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A legend and a soon to be retired homophobe look a lot alike, Daddy
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Almost game time
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
LET'S GO PHILLIES
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Phillies Penn State

Losing the exact same way
Every Goddamned Season
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Bad Bunny, halftime performer
Keith Schweigert, smiling politely
September 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Drew Allar Christian Hackenberg
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Andy Kotelnicki Kevin Patullo

Really shitty playcalls
September 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Vi Fangio Jeff Stoutland

Assistant coaches who know their shit
September 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You can do it Otto
You can do it Otto
Everybody's hitting
That'll be our motto!
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They need these guys
September 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"POTUS is going through a few last-minute preparations before his announcement. Please stand by."
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM