Keith Schweigert
@kschweigert.bsky.social
I used to be a writer, but I guess (sigh) I'm a content producer now. Rarely serious.
Bears appear to be a little TOO hyped up for this one. Three exceedingly dumb penalties already
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bears appear to be a little TOO hyped up for this one. Three exceedingly dumb penalties already
Say "the Dallas Cowboys have been eliminated" again, Kurt
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December 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Say "the Dallas Cowboys have been eliminated" again, Kurt
Welp, I don't think it's going to be a deep playoff run -- because this team is WAY too stupid at the moment -- but winning the division the year after you win the Super Bowl is a laudable achievement nonetheless #Eagles
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Welp, I don't think it's going to be a deep playoff run -- because this team is WAY too stupid at the moment -- but winning the division the year after you win the Super Bowl is a laudable achievement nonetheless #Eagles
Wow it's always tough when an elderly man falls like that. Somebody check on Johnson
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December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Wow it's always tough when an elderly man falls like that. Somebody check on Johnson
Remember: If you're going to throw a punch at someone in the NFL, try to get the helmet off first. Punching somebody in the facemask is not very effective
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Remember: If you're going to throw a punch at someone in the NFL, try to get the helmet off first. Punching somebody in the facemask is not very effective
I can't believe that dirty bitch-ass Luuvu wasn't involved but then again he runs from contact like Jake Paul so I guess it tracks
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I can't believe that dirty bitch-ass Luuvu wasn't involved but then again he runs from contact like Jake Paul so I guess it tracks
Excellent job of having them ready to go, Coach Dumbass
December 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Excellent job of having them ready to go, Coach Dumbass
Well that was just a fantastic series of events for the kicker
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Well that was just a fantastic series of events for the kicker
Hey Jalen. Ever hear of THROWING THE GODDAMN BALL AWAY???
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hey Jalen. Ever hear of THROWING THE GODDAMN BALL AWAY???
The Eagles have a kicker problem
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Eagles have a kicker problem
Dan Campbell is such a meathead LMAO
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dan Campbell is such a meathead LMAO
Tanner McKee is a NFL starter.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Tanner McKee is a NFL starter.
Well this is an enjoyable Sunday afternoon
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well this is an enjoyable Sunday afternoon
This has been the most stress-free Eagles game since <checks notes> the Super Bowl
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This has been the most stress-free Eagles game since <checks notes> the Super Bowl
I haven't seen Maxx Crosby that mad since Jan. 6, 2021 (probably)
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I haven't seen Maxx Crosby that mad since Jan. 6, 2021 (probably)
I don't care how much he hates it.
Run. Jalen. Hurts.
Run. Jalen. Hurts.
December 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don't care how much he hates it.
Run. Jalen. Hurts.
Run. Jalen. Hurts.
Watching this Raiders team tells me we've all been waaay too hard on the Eagles the last few weeks.
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Watching this Raiders team tells me we've all been waaay too hard on the Eagles the last few weeks.
Short of walking out there and handing it to Goedert, I don't know what else Hurts could have done
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Short of walking out there and handing it to Goedert, I don't know what else Hurts could have done
The Eagles are the most idiotic team in the league and the runner-up isn't close
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The Eagles are the most idiotic team in the league and the runner-up isn't close
"Do you guys want to mope about your football team imploding again...or would you rather watch me sock some dingers?" -- Kyle Schwarber
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Do you guys want to mope about your football team imploding again...or would you rather watch me sock some dingers?" -- Kyle Schwarber
Spotted in the Eagles locker room this morning: the Fire the Offensive Coordinator Ferret
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Spotted in the Eagles locker room this morning: the Fire the Offensive Coordinator Ferret
Good morning, fellow Eagles fans
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December 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Good morning, fellow Eagles fans
AJ got held. They called DPI on Mitchell but not on that. Ok
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
AJ got held. They called DPI on Mitchell but not on that. Ok