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Keith Schweigert

@kschweigert.bsky.social

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I used to be a writer, but I guess (sigh) I'm a content producer now. Rarely serious.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 1d

Dan Quinn is a meathead. Way to get your franchise QB killed, you dope.

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 2d

Good. I'm glad to see a scrappy underdog like The Billion Dollar Team come out on top. Very fitting for this shitty timeline.

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 2d

Don't worry, Seranthony. It'll be over soon.

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 2d

Phillies fans know what's coming

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 2d

No way the Blue Jay's survive that

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 2d

Tweezer Reprise AND First Tube?

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 2d

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 2d

Vlad's gonna get this back

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 6d

My wife is equally excited (and so am I)

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 7d

Deebo Samuel is

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

LMAO suck that Cowboys

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

He's Adam Sandler's fluffer

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

Look! It's Adam Sandler's fluffer!

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising I've seen since my lawsuit against the film "The Neverending Story."

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BUFFET IS CLOSED?????

Estebomb @estebomb.bsky.social · 8d

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

Oh he is most definitely hurt

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

Oh man that is gruesome

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

Admitting the part-time contractors you've hired to regulate your billion-dollar industry would be an interesting strategy, but since 99% of NFL owners are morons I can totally see this.

Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 8d

My tin foil hat conspiracy theory is that the NFL specifically told referees to do ridiculous stuff like this on the tush push so they can use it for the “too hard to officiate” argument this offseason

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

The Eagles obviously caught a break there...if you ignore the fact they got screwed on both the non-penalty and the spot and shouldn't have needed to Tush Push it to begin with.

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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 8d

Officiating is so bad. Hurts had the first down on the scramble. Ruled short. Then a fumble on the push. Officials wrong. But the right result. Through double incompetence.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

Cry harder, announcers

Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

"There is no way that should be a penalty," says Tom Brady, who begged and screamed for a flag on literally every single play of his career

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

So, to summarize that drive: the Eagles should have gotten a re-kick due to an inadvertent whistle, there was a missed hold on Dejean on Dart's scramble for a first down, and a missed hold on Dean on the touchdown pass.

Great work, refs.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 8d

They beat the blitz by tackling the guy blitzing, but do go on