Krosskeys
@krosskeys.lol
If I post enough they'll let me get in the woodchipper | Existentially wasting Earth's finite lifespan | Gods strongest failson
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Krosskeys
@krosskeys.lol
· Sep 10
I don't know why what I replied to was deleted but that's besides the point. This may be the most philosophically and ideological pure thing I will ever skeet and it demands preservation.
The Christmas Market hax opened.
That means the fox is back
That means the fox is back
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Christmas Market hax opened.
That means the fox is back
That means the fox is back
I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm a 38 year old straight guy pining for my own fictional twink rabbit to love me like they love each other.
Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Well I can't see this beyng anything but a surefire banger.
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2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.
May 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
2 1/2 years later this image still deals psychic damage to me despite not knowing what any of it means.
22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
22 years later. Scissor Sisters still fuckin slap. Supposed to be writing code and instead I am gyrating grotesquely and doing the robot.
I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
October 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I didn't choose the posting life. The posting life chose me.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
Possibly as punishment for some heinous karmic debt I worked up in a previous life I dunno.
When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn.
I hate the internet.
I hate the internet.
September 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
When I skim twitter to see what the algorithm is prioritizing I take pride that if nothing else I've managed to block my way to a timeline free of hate and AI stuff. So imagine my shock when I have a peek today and the TL is nothing but Chainsaw Man fart inflation porn.
I hate the internet.
I hate the internet.
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
Ironically the most notable thing about today from a POV outside the US is seeing a bunch of zoomers who didn't grow up seeing the Iraq war gore footage finally seeing something truly heinous and separating into the horrified and the numb.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ironically the most notable thing about today from a POV outside the US is seeing a bunch of zoomers who didn't grow up seeing the Iraq war gore footage finally seeing something truly heinous and separating into the horrified and the numb.
Hadn't watched the Alt Right Playbook by @innuendostudios.bsky.social in years but after Minneapolis there was one part of it that stuck out in my brain like a flare about the terminal end of sinking into pilled fascism back when we still called it the alt-right. This should not still be relevant.
The Alt-Right Playbook: How to Radicalize a Normie
YouTube video by Innuendo Studios
www.youtube.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hadn't watched the Alt Right Playbook by @innuendostudios.bsky.social in years but after Minneapolis there was one part of it that stuck out in my brain like a flare about the terminal end of sinking into pilled fascism back when we still called it the alt-right. This should not still be relevant.
Remembered that this existed and smiled
August 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Remembered that this existed and smiled
Oh my god, with this post I can now 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon Hakita from Ultrakill and the whole Nate Bethea extended universe. This fucking owns.
August 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh my god, with this post I can now 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon Hakita from Ultrakill and the whole Nate Bethea extended universe. This fucking owns.
August 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Every now and again I think about what I'd want out of a relationship.
I think a major pillar of a long term relationship for me would be somebody smaller than me who I can do wrestling moves on. True love for me is her going in for the hug and me spiking her into the sofa with a rock bottom.
I think a major pillar of a long term relationship for me would be somebody smaller than me who I can do wrestling moves on. True love for me is her going in for the hug and me spiking her into the sofa with a rock bottom.
July 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Every now and again I think about what I'd want out of a relationship.
I think a major pillar of a long term relationship for me would be somebody smaller than me who I can do wrestling moves on. True love for me is her going in for the hug and me spiking her into the sofa with a rock bottom.
I think a major pillar of a long term relationship for me would be somebody smaller than me who I can do wrestling moves on. True love for me is her going in for the hug and me spiking her into the sofa with a rock bottom.
I only post political stuff when it owns. And this response to Trump's "You speak such good English" to the Liberian President destroyed me.
July 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I only post political stuff when it owns. And this response to Trump's "You speak such good English" to the Liberian President destroyed me.
You fuckin Zoomers and your Uma Musume Pretty Derby. Some of us were playing Sexy horse games when you were in grade school.
July 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You fuckin Zoomers and your Uma Musume Pretty Derby. Some of us were playing Sexy horse games when you were in grade school.
I am 38. I have epilepsy, stage 4 osteoarthritis in both shoulders. A dinked spine from a fracture 10 years ago. Sleep apnea and the standard MH shit. Glad it's all managed or in the process of being managed!
My right retina: Hey guys check this shit out lmao.
My right retina: Hey guys check this shit out lmao.
July 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am 38. I have epilepsy, stage 4 osteoarthritis in both shoulders. A dinked spine from a fracture 10 years ago. Sleep apnea and the standard MH shit. Glad it's all managed or in the process of being managed!
My right retina: Hey guys check this shit out lmao.
My right retina: Hey guys check this shit out lmao.
It is 3:22AM. There is something in my room that goes boop at 3:22 every night. I have no idea what it is.
I do no hear the boop at any other time and the boop respects the shifts of daylight savings.
I can only assume I am haunted by a ghost that has purchased a smartwatch.
I do no hear the boop at any other time and the boop respects the shifts of daylight savings.
I can only assume I am haunted by a ghost that has purchased a smartwatch.
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It is 3:22AM. There is something in my room that goes boop at 3:22 every night. I have no idea what it is.
I do no hear the boop at any other time and the boop respects the shifts of daylight savings.
I can only assume I am haunted by a ghost that has purchased a smartwatch.
I do no hear the boop at any other time and the boop respects the shifts of daylight savings.
I can only assume I am haunted by a ghost that has purchased a smartwatch.
Grok generate me a marketing video, ebook, 6 week educational course and ecommerce website based on the keyword 'peptidemaxxing'
Ah yes, peptides! I haven't been using enough peptides, that's why I'm a hot mess!
June 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Grok generate me a marketing video, ebook, 6 week educational course and ecommerce website based on the keyword 'peptidemaxxing'
Oh god was the baby ok?
He survived, but it will be years before he recovers from being owned so hard.
He survived, but it will be years before he recovers from being owned so hard.
A baby fell into the cheetah enclosure, at which point the large predator cats all turned away from the child and presented their buttholes.
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh god was the baby ok?
He survived, but it will be years before he recovers from being owned so hard.
He survived, but it will be years before he recovers from being owned so hard.
Brain just zapped me in the memory with an absolute classic. Thanks brain
Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (Official Video) [Explicit]
YouTube video by UPROXX
www.youtube.com
June 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Brain just zapped me in the memory with an absolute classic. Thanks brain
When the Marketing guy asks grok for ideas
June 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When the Marketing guy asks grok for ideas