I'm just here for the whelks. Aaaaugh yeeeeah

Why not escgew the armour and just get into streetfights

The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.

Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog

Injured in the line of butt duty

Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?

I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.

Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.

Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis.

Of the Glasgow Poopenises

I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable .

"What the fuck are you laughing at?"

"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"

Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.

Confession.

I read it as Pigheart.

I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.

Solid dog would look at again.

This is my main reason for using Bluesky (besdies less facists), I can exclusively limit my feeds to just shitposting. If I want politics I'll go read news, if I want to discuss solidarity and community support I WON'T DO IT ON A MICROBLOGGING PLATFORM. I just want to see people posting bits.

It's not often I an invested enough in a videogame to be sad when it folds, but the collapse of Hypnospace 2 / NetSettler broke my god damn heart.

Stop that