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If I post enough they'll let me get in the woodchipper | Existentially wasting Earth's finite lifespan | Gods strongest failson
I'm just here for the whelks. Aaaaugh yeeeeah
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why not escgew the armour and just get into streetfights
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The best reflection of this is over the last few years watching the "this video is brought to you by" sponsorships transition from free to play mobile games and powdered energy drinks to hair loss treatments and dick pills.
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Also AitD 2 had jump scare frog
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Injured in the line of butt duty
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Be honest. How long did it take you to get down?
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I mean tbh fuck being a hero, I'd dare just for an outfit that serves like that.
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Argus Poopenis up in Inverness nursing a whiskey and complaining about those fucking Glasgow city Poopenises who think they're so much better.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Then having to spend 5 minutes explaining that it's specifically funny because you ephasise the second part. It's not pronounced like.. Poopyness it's poo-PEnis.

Of the Glasgow Poopenises
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I do this too. I wish it was an inside joke as opposed to just the most childish shit imaginable .

"What the fuck are you laughing at?"

"I was imagining a rich English aristocrat in a mansion and his name is Archibald Poopenis"
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Somewhere in the multiverse there is a reality where the meme about snacking on pickles is instead about whatever the fuck is in liver and onions.
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Confession.

I read it as Pigheart.

I was genuinely wondering where being trans and offal intersected until I clicked.
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Solid dog would look at again.
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is my main reason for using Bluesky (besdies less facists), I can exclusively limit my feeds to just shitposting. If I want politics I'll go read news, if I want to discuss solidarity and community support I WON'T DO IT ON A MICROBLOGGING PLATFORM. I just want to see people posting bits.
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's not often I an invested enough in a videogame to be sad when it folds, but the collapse of Hypnospace 2 / NetSettler broke my god damn heart.
October 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Stop that
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM