Dani The Normal
@callanairstrike.bsky.social
World's best writer, extremely atypical stay-at-home mom, fantastic cook, excellent lover, and superb hyperbolist. American living in The Netherlands. She/her.
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If you like to see what I wrote I have fully embraced free and accessible publishing (I couldn't find an agent and I do not have the wherewithal to promote myself) It's not fanfic, this is just an easy way to post and get a large audience!!! archiveofourown.org/users/TheSco...
Looooong looooong Santa!
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Looooong looooong Santa!
If there's one thing I've learned it's that you cannot side hustle a cement/concrete business. That's a full time gig
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
If there's one thing I've learned it's that you cannot side hustle a cement/concrete business. That's a full time gig
Um so I guess I'm not the only person who thought Leon Kennedy was a hottie
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Um so I guess I'm not the only person who thought Leon Kennedy was a hottie
Opening your phone and forgetting what app who were going to open is the new walking into a room and forgetting what you came for
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Opening your phone and forgetting what app who were going to open is the new walking into a room and forgetting what you came for
My husband had made it his life's work to take the worst photos of me possible
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My husband had made it his life's work to take the worst photos of me possible
Shout-out to all my girls out there who after reading the latter Little House books realize that Jingle Bells is a late 19th century song about picking up chicks in your dope sleigh.
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Shout-out to all my girls out there who after reading the latter Little House books realize that Jingle Bells is a late 19th century song about picking up chicks in your dope sleigh.
When your steamliner friend busts out another great joke
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When your steamliner friend busts out another great joke
"Mama I need to bring a hammer to school next week!"...that, um, that doesn't sound right I don't want a classroom of 7 year olds with hammers.
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"Mama I need to bring a hammer to school next week!"...that, um, that doesn't sound right I don't want a classroom of 7 year olds with hammers.
I bet all my female ancestors would be pleased with all the lip gloss their descent has acquired. I got lips softer than any medieval queen could ever dream of.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I bet all my female ancestors would be pleased with all the lip gloss their descent has acquired. I got lips softer than any medieval queen could ever dream of.
Tonight I am a nurse in the metaphorical grill ER
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tonight I am a nurse in the metaphorical grill ER
I smoked everyone at the church's Christmas party quiz!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I smoked everyone at the church's Christmas party quiz!!!!!
Trying to raise the corpse of my Skyrim save file like a necromancer
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Trying to raise the corpse of my Skyrim save file like a necromancer
I love sorting donations. Someone dropped off a bag that was underwear, travel scrabble, and a bunch of lightbulbs (not pictured).
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I love sorting donations. Someone dropped off a bag that was underwear, travel scrabble, and a bunch of lightbulbs (not pictured).
Who is else is eatting a lot less meat because it's just way more expensive anymore?
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Who is else is eatting a lot less meat because it's just way more expensive anymore?
I like the Pitt so far, seen the first few episodes, but I am always so bored by the doctor's personal drama stuff. I just want to see some gnarly medical stuff. Stop gumming up my Tales from The ER vibe with soap opera shit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I like the Pitt so far, seen the first few episodes, but I am always so bored by the doctor's personal drama stuff. I just want to see some gnarly medical stuff. Stop gumming up my Tales from The ER vibe with soap opera shit.
Would it really be Thanksgiving if the cook wasn't a tinsy bit drunk on wine by the time she was done cooking?
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Would it really be Thanksgiving if the cook wasn't a tinsy bit drunk on wine by the time she was done cooking?
The strangest way to buy books I've ever seen. You pay for the thickness
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The strangest way to buy books I've ever seen. You pay for the thickness
The song in question in "Your Mother Should Know" would have to be like, a ragtime song or from a minstrel show.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The song in question in "Your Mother Should Know" would have to be like, a ragtime song or from a minstrel show.
My kitchen assistant
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My kitchen assistant
The kitty has a poopy butthole he will not let clean therefore the kitty cannot come in until he takes care of said poopy butthole
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The kitty has a poopy butthole he will not let clean therefore the kitty cannot come in until he takes care of said poopy butthole
My boss just gave me 50 euros in cash and told me to get my son some Sinterklaas presents ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My boss just gave me 50 euros in cash and told me to get my son some Sinterklaas presents ❤️
"I'll see you in court!" (friendly)
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"I'll see you in court!" (friendly)
FUCK I'm so ready for Christmas merriment! Bring it!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
FUCK I'm so ready for Christmas merriment! Bring it!!!!!
Well I just found out about Ita bags. So that's going to be my thing for a while. But not anime, I don't like that. Other stuff.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well I just found out about Ita bags. So that's going to be my thing for a while. But not anime, I don't like that. Other stuff.
The kitty has decided my place on the sofa is his place and he looks soooo comfy I don't have the heart to move him
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The kitty has decided my place on the sofa is his place and he looks soooo comfy I don't have the heart to move him