Kristen, Shoebox Bound (soon)
@krispie96.bsky.social
She/They 26
Ocassional Twitch streamer, full-time nerd, always tired
Chronic yapper about all things music, video games, and MtG
Kindness and silliness enthusiast
PFP by @stardustflesh.bsky.social
Banner by @starbounddeer.bsky.social
Ocassional Twitch streamer, full-time nerd, always tired
Chronic yapper about all things music, video games, and MtG
Kindness and silliness enthusiast
PFP by @stardustflesh.bsky.social
Banner by @starbounddeer.bsky.social
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“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)
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i'm going goblin mode at the prerelease
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i'm going goblin mode at the prerelease
Kristen's prerelease thread!!!
Ran out of time before round one started so this first post is after round one.
I built a rakdos goblin deck, splashing white to be able to cast a couple rares and mythics. Sealed pool was honestly really rough, not really in a clear direction aside from this beauty.
Ran out of time before round one started so this first post is after round one.
I built a rakdos goblin deck, splashing white to be able to cast a couple rares and mythics. Sealed pool was honestly really rough, not really in a clear direction aside from this beauty.
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Kristen's prerelease thread!!!
Ran out of time before round one started so this first post is after round one.
I built a rakdos goblin deck, splashing white to be able to cast a couple rares and mythics. Sealed pool was honestly really rough, not really in a clear direction aside from this beauty.
Ran out of time before round one started so this first post is after round one.
I built a rakdos goblin deck, splashing white to be able to cast a couple rares and mythics. Sealed pool was honestly really rough, not really in a clear direction aside from this beauty.
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
I try to listen to music that fits the vibes of the current set I'm at an event for. I want reccomendations for Lorwyn/Shadowmoor vibe songs that I can listen to while assembling my pre-release deck
I'll try to compile them into a playlist or something :3
I'll try to compile them into a playlist or something :3
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I try to listen to music that fits the vibes of the current set I'm at an event for. I want reccomendations for Lorwyn/Shadowmoor vibe songs that I can listen to while assembling my pre-release deck
I'll try to compile them into a playlist or something :3
I'll try to compile them into a playlist or something :3
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Wood Elves
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Wood Elves
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IF
I
COULD
WOOD
ELVES
I
COULD
WOOD
ELVES
Would? elves picture of Alice in Chains
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
IF
I
COULD
WOOD
ELVES
I
COULD
WOOD
ELVES
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Find someone who says this to you
I love whatever is wrong with you
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Find someone who says this to you
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Messing around with a rough render, to figure out how I want the final piece to look
And even just the rough came out so pretty!
V excited to be in an art mood again
#MTGLorwyn
#GiantAmbassador
And even just the rough came out so pretty!
V excited to be in an art mood again
#MTGLorwyn
#GiantAmbassador
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Messing around with a rough render, to figure out how I want the final piece to look
And even just the rough came out so pretty!
V excited to be in an art mood again
#MTGLorwyn
#GiantAmbassador
And even just the rough came out so pretty!
V excited to be in an art mood again
#MTGLorwyn
#GiantAmbassador
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Shoebox is right around the corner. I’ve been painting for months and have over 100 alters prepared and no federal fucks are gonna stop me from sharing my art and love for this community with everyone. We gotta be there for each other.
#Shoebox2026
#FuckICE
#Shoebox2026
#FuckICE
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Shoebox is right around the corner. I’ve been painting for months and have over 100 alters prepared and no federal fucks are gonna stop me from sharing my art and love for this community with everyone. We gotta be there for each other.
#Shoebox2026
#FuckICE
#Shoebox2026
#FuckICE
I was born between the release of Urza's destiny and the 1999 world championship, not sure if I'm old or not yet
Hi yall, I was born the same day you were checking into your hotel for Pro Tour New Orleans 2001. Have a good day!!!!
I love inflicting psychic damage on people by telling them I’m about as old as Eighth Edition
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I was born between the release of Urza's destiny and the 1999 world championship, not sure if I'm old or not yet
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You heard it here first, you can kiss me for 5 cents
I'm a cheap date :3
I'm a cheap date :3
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
You heard it here first, you can kiss me for 5 cents
I'm a cheap date :3
I'm a cheap date :3
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Faggotry is good for you.
Faggotry rules, for the record
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Faggotry is good for you.
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DO YOUR HORMONES
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE HELLWORLD
STAY ON YOUR HORMONE SCHEDULE
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET HOTTER
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE HELLWORLD
STAY ON YOUR HORMONE SCHEDULE
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET HOTTER
January 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
DO YOUR HORMONES
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE HELLWORLD
STAY ON YOUR HORMONE SCHEDULE
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET HOTTER
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THE HELLWORLD
STAY ON YOUR HORMONE SCHEDULE
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GET HOTTER
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I'm going to be completely out of money in just a couple days after bills come out. My cards aren't selling. Please share this, or consider donating. Anything helps, I'm really in the deep end here. Thank you.
Venmo is @hrVst-m00n
If you want to use PayPal please donate below.
ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
Venmo is @hrVst-m00n
If you want to use PayPal please donate below.
ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'm going to be completely out of money in just a couple days after bills come out. My cards aren't selling. Please share this, or consider donating. Anything helps, I'm really in the deep end here. Thank you.
Venmo is @hrVst-m00n
If you want to use PayPal please donate below.
ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
Venmo is @hrVst-m00n
If you want to use PayPal please donate below.
ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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very pleased to report my shitposting is reaching new heights :3
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Card Selection for Secret Lair: Quentin Tarantino Leads Players to Speculate Something is Afoot | Commander's Herald
Sporting cards hand picked by the silver screen giant himself, as well as an entirely new to the game design, this drop seems poised to wiggle the piggies of players lucky enough to snag one in the co...
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January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
very pleased to report my shitposting is reaching new heights :3
commandersherald.com/card-selecti...
commandersherald.com/card-selecti...
How the fuck am I expected to work and be productive when my rights are being debated
Like wtf
Let me go home and disassociate through this nonsense
Like wtf
Let me go home and disassociate through this nonsense
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
How the fuck am I expected to work and be productive when my rights are being debated
Like wtf
Let me go home and disassociate through this nonsense
Like wtf
Let me go home and disassociate through this nonsense
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Today is going to be hard for trans people given what is in the news. If you're an ally, be kind and show grace if you are able.
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Today is going to be hard for trans people given what is in the news. If you're an ally, be kind and show grace if you are able.
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what the fuck
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
what the fuck
I need to be doing other things (my job, mainly) but all I can think about is Lorwyn prerelease this weekend
I want to be building my deck and thinking over potential scenarios and crafting and brewing and and and and and and
God I love magic
I want to be building my deck and thinking over potential scenarios and crafting and brewing and and and and and and
God I love magic
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I need to be doing other things (my job, mainly) but all I can think about is Lorwyn prerelease this weekend
I want to be building my deck and thinking over potential scenarios and crafting and brewing and and and and and and
God I love magic
I want to be building my deck and thinking over potential scenarios and crafting and brewing and and and and and and
God I love magic
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Nothing beats these Alanya Danner Crimson Vow Islands
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Nothing beats these Alanya Danner Crimson Vow Islands