Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social
He/him. Canadian. Host for @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social podcast & @mtglexicon.bsky.social stream. Magic, cats and nerdy stuff in general. The #bloodricposting guy. EDH character trait: Loose Cannon. EDH continues until morale improves. LGBTQIA+ safe
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Let's get reacquainted:
I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!
I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!
I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!
I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!
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November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My Internet died on me
Go check out the game for me?
Go check out the game for me?
Heya, the MTG_Lexicon crew is now live on twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon !
We'll likely be playing paper EDH for the next 5 hours or so, hope to see you in chat!
Who is Billy Marwho, and what's his beef with Johnny Mardu?
We'll likely be playing paper EDH for the next 5 hours or so, hope to see you in chat!
Who is Billy Marwho, and what's his beef with Johnny Mardu?
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My Internet died on me
Go check out the game for me?
Go check out the game for me?
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Heya, the MTG_Lexicon crew is now live on twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon !
We'll likely be playing paper EDH for the next 5 hours or so, hope to see you in chat!
Who is Billy Marwho, and what's his beef with Johnny Mardu?
We'll likely be playing paper EDH for the next 5 hours or so, hope to see you in chat!
Who is Billy Marwho, and what's his beef with Johnny Mardu?
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Heya, the MTG_Lexicon crew is now live on twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon !
We'll likely be playing paper EDH for the next 5 hours or so, hope to see you in chat!
Who is Billy Marwho, and what's his beef with Johnny Mardu?
We'll likely be playing paper EDH for the next 5 hours or so, hope to see you in chat!
Who is Billy Marwho, and what's his beef with Johnny Mardu?
mass layoffs
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
mass layoffs
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OK bsky you cam see the too sexy poster, as a treat! See you at 1pm- we have already had our mysterious tech issue of the day so I'm expecting it to be smooth!
HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
OK bsky you cam see the too sexy poster, as a treat! See you at 1pm- we have already had our mysterious tech issue of the day so I'm expecting it to be smooth!
HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
Look at the new logo! I feel really good about it!
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Look at the new logo! I feel really good about it!
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That's right, HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL episode today!!!
Join us at 1pm PST for a sexy demon showdown 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
Join us at 1pm PST for a sexy demon showdown 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That's right, HOTTIE POD GOES TO HELL episode today!!!
Join us at 1pm PST for a sexy demon showdown 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
Join us at 1pm PST for a sexy demon showdown 😈
twitch.tv/janejudge
@girldickenergy.bsky.social @cassiecummings.bsky.social @jollysaintclick.bsky.social
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Okay, so
Iroas has always been a little underrated in the 'zone. But I feel like with all the cool tech from TLA & TLE, he's actually kinda perfect to build an aggressive deck with control elements?
blog.cardkingdom.com/iroas-god-of...
Iroas has always been a little underrated in the 'zone. But I feel like with all the cool tech from TLA & TLE, he's actually kinda perfect to build an aggressive deck with control elements?
blog.cardkingdom.com/iroas-god-of...
Iroas, God of Victory Is a Great Firebending Commander - Card Kingdom Blog
When you think about Avatar and Firebending, you might think of Iroh. However it’s Iroas, not Iroh, that I want to talk about today. I’d argue he’s a pretty slept on Boros Commander, and Firebending o...
blog.cardkingdom.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Okay, so
Iroas has always been a little underrated in the 'zone. But I feel like with all the cool tech from TLA & TLE, he's actually kinda perfect to build an aggressive deck with control elements?
blog.cardkingdom.com/iroas-god-of...
Iroas has always been a little underrated in the 'zone. But I feel like with all the cool tech from TLA & TLE, he's actually kinda perfect to build an aggressive deck with control elements?
blog.cardkingdom.com/iroas-god-of...
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New logo and thumbnail design, who dis?
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
New logo and thumbnail design, who dis?
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oh
oh we asked for this and its HAPPENING
oh we asked for this and its HAPPENING
YOU ASKED FOR IT? WE did it. We signed @shivambhatt.bsky.social up for Secondary Gender Studies: AKA We finally did the OMEGAVERSE episode.
(Every new episode is our favorite episode of Open Tabs but this one might be an all-timer. Seriously.)
opentabs.libsyn.com/22-secondary...
(Every new episode is our favorite episode of Open Tabs but this one might be an all-timer. Seriously.)
opentabs.libsyn.com/22-secondary...
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh
oh we asked for this and its HAPPENING
oh we asked for this and its HAPPENING
Johnny Mardu is having an issue, trying to figure out a home for this guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Johnny Mardu is having an issue, trying to figure out a home for this guy
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
I'm already checked out today cuz my new sleeves didn't show in the mail
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm already checked out today cuz my new sleeves didn't show in the mail
Post something random or you'll have an awful december
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful december
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mfw people say Magic story isn’t good anymore but haven’t read anything since 2017
Hey Universe, more cover work please! Having a lot of fun with this so far :) #wip #darkhorse
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
mfw people say Magic story isn’t good anymore but haven’t read anything since 2017
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Shout out to @thebloodricguy.bsky.social for the push.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Shout out to @thebloodricguy.bsky.social for the push.
Basically, those who pursue the joy in the path leading up to a win more than the win itself, and doing Commander Bucket Lists, and play with weird cards for the sake of joy rather than the flex will feel more fulfilled than the pursuit of winning only
Just remember:
You may not be able to go to Commander Valhalla but you may be able to achieve your own personal Commander Enlightenment
You may not be able to go to Commander Valhalla but you may be able to achieve your own personal Commander Enlightenment
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Basically, those who pursue the joy in the path leading up to a win more than the win itself, and doing Commander Bucket Lists, and play with weird cards for the sake of joy rather than the flex will feel more fulfilled than the pursuit of winning only
Just remember:
You may not be able to go to Commander Valhalla but you may be able to achieve your own personal Commander Enlightenment
You may not be able to go to Commander Valhalla but you may be able to achieve your own personal Commander Enlightenment
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just remember:
You may not be able to go to Commander Valhalla but you may be able to achieve your own personal Commander Enlightenment
You may not be able to go to Commander Valhalla but you may be able to achieve your own personal Commander Enlightenment
Trying to figure out what direction I want to take this Fire Lord Zuko deck, kinda already at the 2.0 version
Time will tell if I dig it
moxfield.com/decks/WqokuO...
Time will tell if I dig it
moxfield.com/decks/WqokuO...
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Trying to figure out what direction I want to take this Fire Lord Zuko deck, kinda already at the 2.0 version
Time will tell if I dig it
moxfield.com/decks/WqokuO...
Time will tell if I dig it
moxfield.com/decks/WqokuO...
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
To rise eternal
That is Sun Titan's legacy
That is Sun Titan's legacy
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
To rise eternal
That is Sun Titan's legacy
That is Sun Titan's legacy
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