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kris 🌈
@krismacattack.bsky.social
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big fan of reality tv, pretty older women, and basic human rights
someone said they loved a Larsa is terrible montage and I commented “@ producers wack her one more time for me” and Reddit sent my account a warning for promoting violence djaksjfkak #rhom
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
holy shit we’ve truly lost the plot #rhoc
July 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
my #rhoc hot take is ppl don’t actually like jenn, they just hate tamra 🤷🏻‍♀️
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
never started watching #thevalley and I’m glad. yall don’t seem like you’re having fun lol
July 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
@upenn.edu from a nonbinary alum…
July 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
SLAPS!!
July 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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probably a good time to bring this back
June 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the temp hitting triple digits in june should be illegal tbh
June 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
today and only today I wish I lived in nyc just so I could not rank cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
yall #nextgennyc is kinda good
June 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
the couch fucker is on here?!
a person pointing at a coffee machine with the words that 's over it 's cancelled
ALT: a person pointing at a coffee machine with the words that 's over it 's cancelled
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
again, this is a gavin newsom hate account.
A handful of CA pols, including Wiener and AG Rob Bonta have weighed in to criticize today's SCOTUS ruling and reiterate that California is a sanctuary state for trans people.
Gov. Gavin Newsom has not.
The Supreme Court upheld a law criminalizing gender-affirming health care for trans youth. This can lead to incarceration of parents & doctors & parents losing custody.

CA won’t allow these laws to be enforced here. We’ll do everything we can to protect trans youth & their families. My statement:
June 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
y’all think gavin newsom regrets having all those alt right fascists on his podcast yet??
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
finally watching #lovehotel and holy shit yall didn’t tell me how good it was.

[and don’t hate me for it, but I think I’m falling in love with gizelle 🙈]
June 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
julia picking a fight with the queen of miami (guerdy) over nothing is a joke and her and her transphobic ass wife can choke. #RHOM
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think it’s time I accept that I am not Paige Desorbo’s target audience and therefore will just never understand the hype.
June 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i can’t believe the theatre girlies actually got patti lupone to apologize for something
May 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
lol. lmao, even.

lindsay hubbard is right there, committed to embarrassing men and making excellent tv every year for the last decade. #summerhouse
May 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
spent my bday on a transatlantic flight with my students. gotta be the responsible adult abroad for the next 3 weeks.
May 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*taps mic* WOULD
May 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
mother!!!
May 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
idk how many people who follow me watch svu so this may be niche but…

rollins is back again this week? I swear she’s had more screen time and development since she left the show than she did in her ten years on it lol
May 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
a film that takes place (was filmed) where you’re from…

💀
April 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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i got a few of these to give to to friends.
April 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
got some free time at work, should I… a) get stuff done for my phd or b) start SVU over from the beginning once again??
April 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM