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Kris Holcomb
@krisholcomb.bsky.social
Furry, photographer, furry photographer.

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Putting this up for future fursuit photoshoot sessions at conventions.
Remember the time Kevin Smith wrote a scene in Chasing Amy that featured a character shooting another character with an airsoft gun at a convention? And we laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Due to new truth in advertising laws, Super Size Me shall not be known as Put the Fries In the Bag Even Though I’m Already Half In the Bag!‬
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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happy thanksgiving! remember to watch your yearly tradition of Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

Best thanksgiving movie ever
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Replacing the air intake hose on my car is gonna be more expensive than I had anticipated. Ow!
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You ever look at a situation and realize that maybe things aren’t working out as well as you’d like, and that you gotta step back for a moment and assess what you need to do next?
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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big deal? I open telegram and suddenly my phone is full of subwooers
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Time to get my friends to help film “Brandy Can Has McRib” this week.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Five minutes on the freeway to get all these set, that’s how good my car is. I just hope that replacing the hose might be the issue the evap system has. If not, then the new rules requiring all monitors be set is bogus.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Only in the fandom do we get a whole meme around ’Cookies are for Cuckolds.’
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Doing this for a third year.

Ever since I drew this cartoon, people have reached out about getting a custom print where the lil guy is wearing a shirt with their favorite band’s logo. For the next few days, I’m going to be taking custom Jukebox orders in my shop (link in bio). Happy holidays 🎁🫶
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Brandy requires monies for more cheeseburgers and fries. For all your loose pocket change, you too can help feed this pretty kitty! Won’t somebody please think of the pretty kitty? :3
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me: *Plays Monopoly once*

Also me: *Beats the game*

Other players: How the fuck did you do that?

Me: It’s called The Game!
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I finally got the oil changed on my car. In other news…
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Will whoever keeps trying to log into my Microsoft account please quit it? I hate getting SMS notifications.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Do I have to get my CCNA just to get in the door? Maybe.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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You need to say it with me: These are snitch boxes, I will not snitch in these boxes.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Do not ever offer more information to companies than is absolutely necessary to do the thing you are trying to do.

Like, just a good rule of thumb. Don't volunteer to spy on yourself.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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🚨 Yet again Ted Cruz and Steve Scalise are trying to sneak in a moratorium on state GenAi legislation.

If passed states can no longer enact laws for transparency, child safety, privacy, environmental protection etc.

We got 3 days to stop this. Call now!

www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I think the funniest shit with the recent right wing media bandwagon against furries is that they think Deviant art is "the" furry site 😂

Save us if they learn of FA 🤣
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November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM