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Kory Steele
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MotoGP & MotoAmerica fan | Herpetologist | Virginia, USA
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@AleixEspargaro has won more races than any other non-Ducati rider for the last 3 years COMBINED.

No other non-Ducati has won at least 1 race in each of the last 3 years.

Only #AE41 and BatMav have won both races in a round.

Stats below-
a man wearing a helmet with aprilia on it stands in front of a sign that says winner 41
ALT: a man wearing a helmet with aprilia on it stands in front of a sign that says winner 41
media.tenor.com
It failed us all.
My HS Spanish is failing me.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This is the kind of world liberals want.

😂
🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene.

LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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It's MotoGP launch day, so here's a throwback to the hardest photo coming out of last year's event in Bangkok 🥵 🔥

#MotoGP
February 7, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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Babe, wake up! They mounted an F1 bargeboard to the back of your bike 🏍✈

#MotoGP
February 4, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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I swear if Ducati pulled their bikes from a test the headlines would be something like “is Ducati even a bike manufacturer? Is Marquez going to murder Gigi” or something..
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Satellite teams are tough!
I believe some riders are going to lose their seat earlier than normal because of The Great Reset of 2027. Plus, satellites are more reactionary, and of course it matters how well the Moto2 riders do this year.

motogp2027.lovable.app
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Well this is fun.
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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MotoGP gossip is in full swing. Can Red Bull KTM still keep Pedro Acosta? The next month will be a busy time for the resurgent Austrians: ontrackoffroad.substack.com/p/pedro-acos...
Pedro Acosta’s next move…
The Red Bull KTM star lacks a MotoGP win from his 10 podium results in just two years but his undoubted potential means his decision-making in the coming weeks could affect MotoGP greatly.
ontrackoffroad.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Hell yeah #AE41
2026 Sepang MotoGP Shakedown Test Day 1: Aleix Espargaro Fastest As Testing Gets Undeway

https://motomatters.com/race_or_practice_result/2026/01/29/2026_sepang_motogp_shakedown_test_day_1.html

2026 Sepang MotoGP Shakedown Test Day 1: Aleix Espargaro Fastest As Testing Gets Undeway …
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Schrödinger's cat: This man is simultaneously armed and unarmed.
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
There is no better opportunity to use this phrase and have it equally mean both possibilities, while both are highly relevant in the US right now.
Ah, yes.
FUCK ICE
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: CHICKS LIKE TALLER MEN WITH BIGGER DICKS

However, there were diminishing benefits to penis size, where penises larger than 12 cm / 4.75 inches were found to be less attractive.

journals.plos.org/plosbiology/...
Experimental evidence that penis size, height, and body shape influence assessment of male sexual attractiveness and fighting ability in humans
Why the human penis is unusually large compared to other primates is a long-standing evolutionary question. This study shows that genital size is a cue used during male-male assessment in humans, sugg...
journals.plos.org
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Here's some exhaust porn for your Saturday.
January 24, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Who else expected Danilo to be faster than Miguel?

Disclaimer: It's only a 0.376 sec difference, but still...
RESULTADOS TEST WSBK JEREZ 2026
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Jorge's physiotherapist claims he did not rush back from injury, and that Jorge was very careful.
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Jorge posted this earlier today.
I don't know about you, but if he's doing this, it would seem it could ride at the test.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I've got some metal buildup between the cooling fins of my front brake rotors. Any advice?
January 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Justin Marks must be MAGA to be so oblivious to think flying the American flag right now is good for business outside of the US.
Trackhouse's '26 Aprilias just dropped. They'll run the pretty Gulf livery at 5 weekends this year, including R1 in Thailand.
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I actually read this as DÍLDOS
January 21, 2026 at 1:45 PM
TWENTY SEVEN times the force of gravity. Nuckin Futs yo
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
LOL
idiots
This hasn’t aged well..
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Contender for BlueSky thread of the year thus far. What a wild ride!

Spoiler alert: everyone seems to have gotten to their destination safely, if not soundly.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 AM
While I'm glad that the biggest variable for the rider market this year will have been settled, I was really hoping he would go back to Honda. Partly for the romantic story it would make, but also so we don't have to worry about him making the season boring again for another 2 years.
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM