Zee Smith 🐝
@korovyev.bsky.social
Half Algorithm, Half Deity
They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴
Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️
Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social
Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co
They/Them 💕 Brittle Bone Gang 🦴
Crocheter 🧶 Sewist 🧵 Sometimes Voice Actor 🎙️
Devoted Wife Guy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social
Etsy & Reels - zeesmith.carrd.co
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Zee Smith 🐝
@korovyev.bsky.social
· Oct 9
This month will be 9 years since I took the plunge and opened my Etsy shop!
To celebrate, this month everything is 10% off, and with Christmas only 11 weeks away, now is the perfect time to start your shopping and grab a deal!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#junimo #bingbong #cultofthelamb #mothman
To celebrate, this month everything is 10% off, and with Christmas only 11 weeks away, now is the perfect time to start your shopping and grab a deal!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#junimo #bingbong #cultofthelamb #mothman
So I've been thinking about vore and- (a shoe flies from the audience and knocks me out, no one knows where the audience came from because I'm in my computer room and don't answer the door)
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So I've been thinking about vore and- (a shoe flies from the audience and knocks me out, no one knows where the audience came from because I'm in my computer room and don't answer the door)
I was chatting with a customer as they placed a repeat order and they mentioned their daughter had asked for one of my Junimos for Christmas, and it kinda gives me warm and fuzzies that one of my listings was on a kid's actual wish list
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I was chatting with a customer as they placed a repeat order and they mentioned their daughter had asked for one of my Junimos for Christmas, and it kinda gives me warm and fuzzies that one of my listings was on a kid's actual wish list
Realising I took the term elder emo too literally as I hobble to bed with my checkerboard slippers and cane combo
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Realising I took the term elder emo too literally as I hobble to bed with my checkerboard slippers and cane combo
I'm loathe to quote anything terf wizard related but that large hairy man scene where he goes 'shouldn't have said that, should not have said that' is very relatable sometimes
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I'm loathe to quote anything terf wizard related but that large hairy man scene where he goes 'shouldn't have said that, should not have said that' is very relatable sometimes
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
"[...] the Labour leader said the homophobic attack left him worried for the future of the UK"
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
Criminal Minds episode where they talk about past cases and count up how many suspects they've ended up shooting and realise the unsub was calling from inside the house
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Criminal Minds episode where they talk about past cases and count up how many suspects they've ended up shooting and realise the unsub was calling from inside the house
hit a wet and squeaky patch of yarn while crocheting
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
hit a wet and squeaky patch of yarn while crocheting
Reminder for those with #inanimateinsanity fans in their lives, these lil Knife and Toilet baubles are still available and still come with an autograph from their VA Liv Smith! (it feels weird saying her full name like that instead of my wife)
ANYWAY - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com/listing/4373...
ANYWAY - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com/listing/4373...
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reminder for those with #inanimateinsanity fans in their lives, these lil Knife and Toilet baubles are still available and still come with an autograph from their VA Liv Smith! (it feels weird saying her full name like that instead of my wife)
ANYWAY - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com/listing/4373...
ANYWAY - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com/listing/4373...
Fun fact from back when Liv did skits and I made her props, most of the Purity Seals I made just had the lyrics to Electric Love from Bob's Burgers written on them
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fun fact from back when Liv did skits and I made her props, most of the Purity Seals I made just had the lyrics to Electric Love from Bob's Burgers written on them
monthly reminder that this is a thing I birthed into existence
do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created etc etc
#InanimateInsanity #labubu
#InanimateInsanity #labubu
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
monthly reminder that this is a thing I birthed into existence
why did the creepy shadow monster episode of Criminal Minds have to come on when I'm up on my own late at night 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
why did the creepy shadow monster episode of Criminal Minds have to come on when I'm up on my own late at night 😭
true love is not judging her when she creeps around the hallways with her night naan bread while you're up late working
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
true love is not judging her when she creeps around the hallways with her night naan bread while you're up late working
I don't even acknowledge that Jonesy's a cat, he's just this weird little critchur that I love with all my being
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don't even acknowledge that Jonesy's a cat, he's just this weird little critchur that I love with all my being
this is a little song I like to call 'I forgot the second season of the Fallout show comes out in December and didn't order blue felt accordingly': AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this is a little song I like to call 'I forgot the second season of the Fallout show comes out in December and didn't order blue felt accordingly': AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
thinking about the no internal monologue people and how they don't have a little voice singing 'fly me to the moon, let me kick its fucking ass, show it all the moves I learned in my moon jujitsu class' as baseline brain noise
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
thinking about the no internal monologue people and how they don't have a little voice singing 'fly me to the moon, let me kick its fucking ass, show it all the moves I learned in my moon jujitsu class' as baseline brain noise
Jonesy saw the label printer in action for the first time while it was sitting right beside his nap box and I think he believes in witchcraft now
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Jonesy saw the label printer in action for the first time while it was sitting right beside his nap box and I think he believes in witchcraft now
whenever I hear about someone under like 23 being married my immediate thought is 'god that's young, only babies', then I remember I got married when I was 20 and have to rein back my judgement
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
whenever I hear about someone under like 23 being married my immediate thought is 'god that's young, only babies', then I remember I got married when I was 20 and have to rein back my judgement
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
We're live! Join myself, the farmer, and the rest of the horny gang who just spend their time chasing after the poor villagers in Stardew Valley!
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We're live! Join myself, the farmer, and the rest of the horny gang who just spend their time chasing after the poor villagers in Stardew Valley!
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
www.twitch.tv/livsmithvavo
obsessed with the idea that me and Liv's D&D chars will bicker so her Kenku will just scold my Mapach in her Dwarf da's voice as the argument slam dunk
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
obsessed with the idea that me and Liv's D&D chars will bicker so her Kenku will just scold my Mapach in her Dwarf da's voice as the argument slam dunk
listening to a video on Irish gang crime and trying to figure out if the horrendous mispronunciations are bc the narrator is ai or a brit who didn't bother researching
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
listening to a video on Irish gang crime and trying to figure out if the horrendous mispronunciations are bc the narrator is ai or a brit who didn't bother researching
man at the butchers made a joke about me ordering the turkey and Liv paying so I told him she pays, I cook, and I wonder did he walk away from the interaction going 'lesbians, they're just like us'
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
man at the butchers made a joke about me ordering the turkey and Liv paying so I told him she pays, I cook, and I wonder did he walk away from the interaction going 'lesbians, they're just like us'
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
he also made a positive surprised comment about my name being just Zee :3
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
‼️Less than 5 weeks to go‼️
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Don't be lured by the corporation temptress for your holiday shopping this black Friday. Support artists, help them keep the lights on while creating fun little trinkets, help their cats to continue to live as freeloaders, shop small 🖤
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
Sale still going! Inanimate Insanity orders still come with autographs! Christmas is fast approaching! Fourth enthusiastic exclamation mark!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sale still going! Inanimate Insanity orders still come with autographs! Christmas is fast approaching! Fourth enthusiastic exclamation mark!
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com
#mothman #cultofthelamb #theowlhouse #inanimateinsanity #stardewvalley #peak
Reposted by Zee Smith 🐝
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM