the fact you got the one off the mannequin bc it was the end of stock and that was the last in your size, it was meant to be yours

You are a witch and will be tried as such, hope this helps 🥰

was talking to my mum about it to warn her my sister may be on the warpath bc of me and she said 'you've always struggled with empathy, you get that from me', like yes mother autism is genetic

overcome by the urge to bite you

little Livvy nut grabber

...am I catching a stray?

working mother Lady Dimitrescu vibes

thrilled to say I have a far more cursed item in my mind to craft when I have the time, the Inanimate Insanity Labubu-fication will get worse :D

hyping myself up before going onto the dark landing by chanting 'what's the genital situation'

truer love is posting about is so everyone knows she's a naan goblin, a goblaan if you will