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remember how nicki minaj said the covid vaccine made her trinidadian cousin's balls explode? that just happened to me. she was right
January 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM
remember how nicki minaj said the covid vaccine made her trinidadian cousin's balls explode? that just happened to me. she was right
when did they stop making the American Airlines planes look like aluminum cans
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
when did they stop making the American Airlines planes look like aluminum cans
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learned about the third property brother
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
learned about the third property brother
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still no updates here
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November 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
still no updates here
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
I think eightsleep should make the medbeds
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think eightsleep should make the medbeds
when are they gonna sell movies on steam again
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
when are they gonna sell movies on steam again
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They're not brave enough yet to do Universes Beyond: Cigarettes
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
They're not brave enough yet to do Universes Beyond: Cigarettes
my plants after I forget to water them three days in a row
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
my plants after I forget to water them three days in a row
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yeah sure summarize the contract why the fuck not
July 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
yeah sure summarize the contract why the fuck not
Haven’t watched many movies lately because I’m lazy
July 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Haven’t watched many movies lately because I’m lazy
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sex isn't real. sex was made up by nine inch nails frontman trent nails to promote their 1994 hit single "Closer"
August 9, 2023 at 6:51 PM
sex isn't real. sex was made up by nine inch nails frontman trent nails to promote their 1994 hit single "Closer"
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
Jin Kisaragi turned me gay sorry haters
June 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Jin Kisaragi turned me gay sorry haters
stop making vinyls and sell me shit on cd again 😭😭😭
June 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
stop making vinyls and sell me shit on cd again 😭😭😭
not putting David Lynch’s mirrors in my home
May 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
not putting David Lynch’s mirrors in my home
the Xbox lets you play P3R in Japanese, but not the PS5 lmao
May 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
the Xbox lets you play P3R in Japanese, but not the PS5 lmao