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@komakusas.bsky.social
they/them | pre-2000s | splatoon | i am a banana
i was div 5 in like 2018 (i wish i still had the time to play comp)
pfp - @bapnir.bsky.social
i was div 5 in like 2018 (i wish i still had the time to play comp)
pfp - @bapnir.bsky.social
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![[Scene is a domestic kitchen. Night time. The room is all blue apart from warm orange-pink light streaming in from a streetlight outside. In the center of the room stands a woman named BRANDI, standing in pyjamas looking contemplative, the light cast dramatically on her face. At the doorway, leaning against the frame, her partner JOEL stands has woken up and found her in the kitchen.]
JOEL:
Honey… what are you doing?
BRANDI:
Can’t sleep
Guess I just like standing in the kitchen at 3am thinking about the supernatural threat we temporarily defeated last year.
While saying that out loud in a manner which sounds casually ironic but is actually just blatant exposition.
JOEL:
Brandi… you're talking strange...
BRANDI:
Dammit Joel.
It’s time you knew.
You're a Netflix character.
[Joel looks shocked]
BRANDI:
Everybody you know has been forced to speak to you in second screen dialogue.
Second screen dialogue helps the people scrolling their phones in front of the TV to follow the -
JOEL:
Stop explaining, Brandi!
[Hands on head, emotional expression, warm pink light cast on his face against the cool blue darkness of the room].
JOEL:
So that's why my entire life has looked so glossy and...
BRANDI:
Yep...
Warm/cool colour graded.
[Cut to a TV show TITLE SCREEN]:
SECOND SCREEN
- A Netflix original -
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Today’s clip!
I whiffed a lot of shots earlier so it felt pretty good to finally help my team at the end :lul:
I whiffed a lot of shots earlier so it felt pretty good to finally help my team at the end :lul:
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Today’s clip!
I whiffed a lot of shots earlier so it felt pretty good to finally help my team at the end :lul:
I whiffed a lot of shots earlier so it felt pretty good to finally help my team at the end :lul:
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(He looks you over. )
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
(He looks you over. )
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society if the butterfly hamgurger tall
February 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
society if the butterfly hamgurger tall
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We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂
Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha
credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/
Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha
credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
We've finally come full circle. People are longing for less chatter dialogue in their games by referencing ocarina, a game that people consistently complained about Navi being too talkative to the point of it being a meme for 20 odd years.
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Help, I think I’m raising an iPad kid??
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Help, I think I’m raising an iPad kid??
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customer service is cooking my brain
November 6, 2024 at 3:53 PM
customer service is cooking my brain
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Felt compelled to make this and spite my friends today for the sheer love of the game
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Felt compelled to make this and spite my friends today for the sheer love of the game
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“the victims appear to be in perfect health, apart from the fact that they're ’dead’.”
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
“the victims appear to be in perfect health, apart from the fact that they're ’dead’.”
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something Ive noticed that I think is really funny
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
something Ive noticed that I think is really funny
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Don't talk to me. I... I'm thinking... !
February 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Don't talk to me. I... I'm thinking... !
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Signups for Season 6 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open!
If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy
If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Signups for Season 6 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open!
If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy
If you want an easy way to get started in Competitive Splatoon, apply now at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy
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comm for @k4rto.bsky.social tyyy!!! character belongs to @capnstabby.bsky.social happy birthday :3 #splatoonart
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
comm for @k4rto.bsky.social tyyy!!! character belongs to @capnstabby.bsky.social happy birthday :3 #splatoonart
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(What? The white sesame still... loves me? ! Weep, weep... )
February 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
(What? The white sesame still... loves me? ! Weep, weep... )
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11.0 Dynamo paint:
average horizontal +20%
new minimum roughly 10% more then old maximum
vertical roughly +15%
average horizontal +20%
new minimum roughly 10% more then old maximum
vertical roughly +15%
February 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
11.0 Dynamo paint:
average horizontal +20%
new minimum roughly 10% more then old maximum
vertical roughly +15%
average horizontal +20%
new minimum roughly 10% more then old maximum
vertical roughly +15%
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