Kobolds! How do they Yip?
@koblbird.bsky.social
Writer and worldbuilder with too many OCs.
Expect NSFW content.
Expect NSFW content.
George III realising hes king so everyone has to listen to him infodump: "He became seriously deranged, sometimes speaking for many hours without pause, causing him to foam at the mouth. He would write sentences with over 400 words and his vocabulary became "more complex, creative and colourfull"
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
George III realising hes king so everyone has to listen to him infodump: "He became seriously deranged, sometimes speaking for many hours without pause, causing him to foam at the mouth. He would write sentences with over 400 words and his vocabulary became "more complex, creative and colourfull"
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In the UK, the military literally swears an oath to the monarch and their heirs.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
In the UK, the military literally swears an oath to the monarch and their heirs.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
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Wir sollten mehr auf Historiker wie Moshe Zimmermann hören: Man muss den Teufel töten, solange er klein ist. Wir brauchen jetzt ein AfD-Verbot!
„Die Tatsache, dass die NSDAP 1930 auf 18,3 Prozent kam, hätte die Deutschen nicht beruhigen dürfen!“
„Die Tatsache, dass die NSDAP 1930 auf 18,3 Prozent kam, hätte die Deutschen nicht beruhigen dürfen!“
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Wir sollten mehr auf Historiker wie Moshe Zimmermann hören: Man muss den Teufel töten, solange er klein ist. Wir brauchen jetzt ein AfD-Verbot!
„Die Tatsache, dass die NSDAP 1930 auf 18,3 Prozent kam, hätte die Deutschen nicht beruhigen dürfen!“
„Die Tatsache, dass die NSDAP 1930 auf 18,3 Prozent kam, hätte die Deutschen nicht beruhigen dürfen!“
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October 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wine, Butter, Vodka.
Sounds like a weird party
Sounds like a weird party
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wine, Butter, Vodka.
Sounds like a weird party
Sounds like a weird party
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Save to say I am dead and or eating my own boots.
Save to say I am dead and or eating my own boots.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Save to say I am dead and or eating my own boots.
Save to say I am dead and or eating my own boots.
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This is less meme and more in universe document but well. Read it.
![Pathetic Concessions To The Disproven “Science” of “Aerodynamics”
The aircraft of the T’au are the perfect symbol of the weak-willed and compromising “ethics” of this degenerate species. Each craft has been designed to work with gravity and aerodynamics, rather than expressing dominance over them, as our craft do. What they accomplish with “design”, we accomplish with THRUST.
[Picture of a brick with a rocket strapped to the back, guardsmen call them Valkyries]
Good luck and Happy hunting guardsmen!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bql3645pbjfpncaxay6tsgut/bafkreieayvptobha7m47jypwqfguw5lrrkscqle46gcizdrkp33vhq4kse@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is less meme and more in universe document but well. Read it.
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“Constant lying is not about making people believe a lie, but about ensuring that no one believes anything. A people who no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between good and evil: a people deprived of the power to think,”
Hannah Arendt.
Are we there yet?
Hannah Arendt.
Are we there yet?
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Constant lying is not about making people believe a lie, but about ensuring that no one believes anything. A people who no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between good and evil: a people deprived of the power to think,”
Hannah Arendt.
Are we there yet?
Hannah Arendt.
Are we there yet?
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Do you have any side characters with their own adventures going on in the background of your story?
Do we get many glimpses?
Is it in the same genre as your main work? E.g. romance in the background of horror?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Do you have any side characters with their own adventures going on in the background of your story?
Do we get many glimpses?
Is it in the same genre as your main work? E.g. romance in the background of horror?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters
Do you have any side characters with their own adventures going on in the background of your story?
Do we get many glimpses?
Is it in the same genre as your main work? E.g. romance in the background of horror?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Do you have any side characters with their own adventures going on in the background of your story?
Do we get many glimpses?
Is it in the same genre as your main work? E.g. romance in the background of horror?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
#NovemberWorldbuilders Sticking to the Canton Empire as theres other factions and conflicts:
The most impactfull recent war would have to be the Belfare Rebellion ending the rule of the Ordeal Dynasty that had basicly been in power since the Empires founding two millenia ago.
The most impactfull recent war would have to be the Belfare Rebellion ending the rule of the Ordeal Dynasty that had basicly been in power since the Empires founding two millenia ago.
#NovemberWorldbuilders Does your fictional world have any wars in its history that are now over? What was the conflict about? What were the repercussions of it?
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
#NovemberWorldbuilders Sticking to the Canton Empire as theres other factions and conflicts:
The most impactfull recent war would have to be the Belfare Rebellion ending the rule of the Ordeal Dynasty that had basicly been in power since the Empires founding two millenia ago.
The most impactfull recent war would have to be the Belfare Rebellion ending the rule of the Ordeal Dynasty that had basicly been in power since the Empires founding two millenia ago.
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#NovemberWorldbuilders Does your fictional world have any wars in its history that are now over? What was the conflict about? What were the repercussions of it?
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
#NovemberWorldbuilders Does your fictional world have any wars in its history that are now over? What was the conflict about? What were the repercussions of it?
The most impactfull would have to be the old Empire. "Elfs but no one calls em that" in short. In longform: Basicly stretched over most if not all of the known world being a society completly build on magic on a scale Humans cant realy replicate.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The most impactfull would have to be the old Empire. "Elfs but no one calls em that" in short. In longform: Basicly stretched over most if not all of the known world being a society completly build on magic on a scale Humans cant realy replicate.
If we are talking in recent history for Kellvian thats propably "Everything Dad did." Konstantin Belfare may have been a generaly good person. That doesnt mean he was necessarily a good ruler...
Issues include but are not limtied to:
Issues include but are not limtied to:
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If we are talking in recent history for Kellvian thats propably "Everything Dad did." Konstantin Belfare may have been a generaly good person. That doesnt mean he was necessarily a good ruler...
Issues include but are not limtied to:
Issues include but are not limtied to:
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
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I think we should take the remaining little money the poors still have and give it to the rich as a punishment for not being a useful part of capitalism.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I think we should take the remaining little money the poors still have and give it to the rich as a punishment for not being a useful part of capitalism.
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"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
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This is exactly what the oligarchs want you to think.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This is exactly what the oligarchs want you to think.
I am just saying if every private citizen had potential access to a Davy Crockett nond of this shit would be happening.
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I am just saying if every private citizen had potential access to a Davy Crockett nond of this shit would be happening.
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
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A reminder that men only want three things:
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A reminder that men only want three things:
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#NovemberWorldbuilders Let's talk about how the world's history directly impacts your main character (or some other important character in the world you're developing). Do they have an important ancestor? Was there a specific event, say a war or diaspora, that impacted their current life?
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
#NovemberWorldbuilders Let's talk about how the world's history directly impacts your main character (or some other important character in the world you're developing). Do they have an important ancestor? Was there a specific event, say a war or diaspora, that impacted their current life?
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Authors and Gamemasters, today's world building question!
What form of writing does your world have? How is information cataloged and held? Scrolls, wax tablets, papers, technology?
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #worldbuilding #storydevelopment #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompts
What form of writing does your world have? How is information cataloged and held? Scrolls, wax tablets, papers, technology?
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #worldbuilding #storydevelopment #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompts
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Authors and Gamemasters, today's world building question!
What form of writing does your world have? How is information cataloged and held? Scrolls, wax tablets, papers, technology?
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #worldbuilding #storydevelopment #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompts
What form of writing does your world have? How is information cataloged and held? Scrolls, wax tablets, papers, technology?
#ttrpg #authors #gamemasters #worldbuilding #storydevelopment #writingcommunity #writersky #writingprompts