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Ken Rhodes
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Saint Paul now, Portland OR then.
Soccer, baseball, bikes, dogs, and cats.
Timbers, Thorns FC, MNUFC, MN Aurora, Minneapolis City. Twins and Mariners.
He/him
So is that Cowboys touchdown a “jawn?”
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Been doing chores, have the Birds gone?
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
How many NWSL championships now for Emily Sonnett? 3?
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Waking up to the news that one’s own kinks are reasonable, good even. Priceless
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My wife and I went to Maison Margaux kinda late this evening for dinner. The food was excellent and we had a lot of fun, but I wonder what the dinner rush is like. I ask because the waiter missed 3 things we ordered over the course of the evening. I wonder if he was just fried after the rush
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It’s the day after Give to the Max day, and you can still donate! Funding high school arts really matters to real kids. If you wonder what you can meaningfully do with All This going on, here’s something for you
Today is Give to the Max day, & did u know MPS does not fund the arts, like theater. Camden Drama Club exists due to generous donations from ppl like u, and we have a $7,000 need to cover in order to continue to provide the best award-winning high school theater: www.givemn.org/organization...
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
All you chumps saying cats. Are worthless can S U C K I T cause this cat just found this under some drawers
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My new band is called “goat cubes”
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hesitate to post this, but we got our proposed Ramsey County property taxes for 2026 and they’re up by just under 24%. Almost sloshed my port, definitely needed to adjust my pince-nez
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Everybody hates to see horseshoe sandwiches from Springfield, IL, but if you get one at somebody’s house it will be delicious. Will look a little cursed tbqh. Restaurant horseshoes are too big, fries are wabby, and they don’t use loose meat hamburger
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Distractedly feeding the Labs this evening and sat Lolly’s bowl in Ivy’s spot, and Ivy’s bowl in Lolly’s spot. They get the same food in the same amount, but they both looked at me for a second to ask WTAF before digging in
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you re-watch that Jacques Pepin omelette-making video you watched years ago, and you use the amount of butter he says to use in the type of pan he says to use following the technique he says to use, that omelette’s gonna turn out pretty good. Huh.
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Wait, is downdetector really on cloudflare? Or is somebody a better joker than I am a joke detector this morning?
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We need a beautiful thousand words on how he beat it the fuck out of the oval office when that person needed medical attention. He desired to GTFOH. His urgency desirous, personified, of feets don’t fail me now, TFOH his desire, both the author of his exit, and his exit’s recipient
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
How you know it’s getting chilly
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The only thing I need to feel like a man is to remember that the snow blower has a fuel petcock that has to be turned on before it will start
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Lolly’s waiting for me to finish raking the leaves in the parking strip
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by Ken Rhodes
“However, everyone was covered with small particles of dead whale.”
🚨 EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨

November 12, 1970:

A 40 ton whale carcass lays, rotting, on an Oregon beach.

A crowd has gathered to watch the whale carcass be dynamited to dispose of it.

HILARITY*. ENSUES.

*”blubber snowstorm”

REMASTERED VIDEO!

www.youtube.com/embed/V6CLum...
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Anybody of you punks need a couple hundred safety pins? Otherwise they go in the recycling, but that seems like a waste
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m going to have to retrace my steps with the dogs tomorrow morning, I was looking at the sky the whole time this last trip out with them tonight
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Reposted by Ken Rhodes
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Fuckin’ bullshit world, nothin’s good
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anybody have a body shop in Saint Paul that they like? We’ve got a new driver so the trusty old Forester is picking up some scrapes I’d like to get patched up

Since I’ll be paying for this myself I’m hoping to find a place that knows what I mean when I say I want it made presentable, not pristine
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
When I think of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, I think of Captain Cooper on the Arthur M Anderson, and the courage it took to turn the Anderson around to go back out and look for the Fitzgerald. His conversation with the Coast Guard still gives shivers

shipwreckmuseum.com/the-fateful-...
The Fateful Journey - Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society
The Fateful Journey by Sean Ley, Development Officer The final voyage of the Edmund Fitzgerald began November 9, 1975 at the Burlington Northern Railroad Dock No.1, Superior, Wisconsin. Captain Ernes...
shipwreckmuseum.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Been looking for a non-alcoholic lager that can be a daily driver that’s tasty, available at my local store, <100 calories/12 oz. These Clausthaler Originals are pretty good; despite the green bottle they don’t taste skunky like a Heineken 0.0

What I really want is a Hamm’s or Deer Brand 0.0
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM