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Knightxfall
@knightxfall.bsky.social
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Sous chef, gamer, dad, writer. I talk a lot about games and other random bs
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Hi all! My name is Dakota and I guess it's time to introduce myself!

I'm a chef, dad, looking for new friends with common interests, such as:

👨‍🍳cooking
🎮video games
🎵music
🎬movies

Say hi!

#promosky
This is the screen I hope to wake up to someday
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Never have thrown away a whole creamer before but my partner got the raspberry champagne flavor and it's probably the most horrid thing we have ever tasted
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The 40 year old dads who had to buy a switch 2 for their kids are leaping for joy that they can finally play the Oblivion Remaster
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Felt good reading again, read 60 pages today after not reading for months.

Maybe I should do that more 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Another set done! With this addition, we now have every physical issue from the main run of Official Xbox Magazine.

This was much harder to complete than we expected. We've got a story for you... 🧵
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Played a couple hours of Highguard, tried to explain it to someone and got bored halfway through, which seems like true to form to just not playing it anymore

Only positive part is the horse sounds are so dumb I can't help but love it
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 AM
8 hours into Doom: The Dark Ages and I feel like I have such fatigue already, what do you mean there's 22 chapters and I'm only on 6????
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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this is so beast mode, big respect to people in minneapolis. they’re built different out there
“A pastor here is also director of the field office for ICE… so someone teaching people about God is out there overseeing ICE agents. How dare you.”

Twin cities protestors disrupt a church service at an ICE field office director’s church.

(H/T @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social )
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Spent almost an HOUR looking for the TV remote, literally turned every furniture over only to find it on the table UNDER an instruction booklet that the gf was working on.

Time to unwind after the wind up to unwind
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Just in case I haven't made it clear

FUCK ICE
FUCK TRUMP
THIS IS NATIVE LAND
FREE PALESTINE
FUCK TOM COTTON
FUCK JOHN BOOZMAN
FUCK SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

EVERYONE IN OFFICE FOR ARKANSAS ARE COWARDS AND NEED TO BE VOTED OUT
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Goat simulator has now become my toddlers favorite game to watch and I can not stand playing it, but it is fun to torment myself as she laughs, it's almost like that's the whole point of goat simulator
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Played the donkey kong bonanza demo at Walmart in front of my daughter and now I'm convinced we need to get a switch 2 just so I can hear her laughing as I punch rocks
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
My local donut shop's best donut is not the glazed donut but the cinnamon roll, it doesn't have any glaze so it's more like a sticky bun without any nuts. When you bite into it, so buttery and the edges are so crispy while the inside is soft

Crazy work for an item no one buys apparently from there
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Now how am I suppose to play family guy on full volume in the breakroom
"The Hulu app is no longer available in the Nintendo Switch eShop with support for the application ending on February 5, 2026."

en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
USPS so underfunded they can't replace their mini USB telling me about priority shipping
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
As much as I want to continue playing through Doom: The Dark Ages, I just bought Baby Steps since it was on sale and it keeps calling to me like the green goblin mask
January 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Kinda wish the Playstation Portal had a sd slot just so I can run games offline, I enjoy it but the fact I have to make sure I have wifi anywhere I go with it for a portable device keeps me from bringing it anywhere. Just seems like a huge oversight
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Manifesting this year that I'm gonna hit the ground running making my substack good enough for people to read my reviews and be consistent enough to have content coming out consistent.

ALSO GET ME ON YOUR GAMING PODCAST!
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Some games I finished at the tail end of last year I want to just put out there

⚪ Alan Wake 2 was really good, wish there was a whole game that played like Saga's story as I thought the Alan story was lacking as far as a wow factor. Played super well on a ps5 pro and enjoyed the combat so much more
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Video games cause violence!"

The game:
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Can't believe they just let Andrew Schulz up on the stage with a microphone AND act in a street fighter movie. Insane
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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This podcast clip showed up on the Discord today and reminded me that I should really reinstall Phantom Pain.
August 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Here's my blurb for this month: sounds like T12 is a new terminator movie and I was more excited before they told me it was another Taylor Swift record

FUCK
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM