I would legit visit the tomb of the unknown cabbie

this is how gay little freaks get got :( signed, guy who has gotten their 1000 necklaces caught in their own fishnets and partner's long hair and sweater simultaneously before 😭

right like....... I am also looking at options rn and there's no Good One but if the point is to keep the least possible amount of your money from going to fund and sanction international war crimes, One Of The Biggest Tech Companies Ever is not, uh, a pivot, other than performatively

and we just bathed him so this is a much less embarrassing portrait of a yellowed beige little dog against white snow :')

alternate shot of the intrepid little snowsnose

I love when all the trees shed their leaves so I can see the huge number of neighbourhood crows just HUNCHED up there, waiting for something to go by so they can yell at it :')

she says: YELLING!!!!!!!!

okay! climbed out the other side of holiday work/sickness week and had a REALLY good deli sandwich today from a beloved old-school joint that I think you'd appreciate: salty rye, smoked turkey, scallion cream cheese, "mixed greens" (mostly micro arugula I think), and cranberry relish.

it's the honourable sacrifice all Americans must make so that the company shareholders can increase their amount of number go up 🫡

lmao we have the same coffee emporium mug. Good Shape

the Christmas I was fifteen I got NOT ONLY the first half of the volumes of Tolkien's THE HISTORIES OF MIDDLE-EARTH in Ballantine mass-market paperback but also, from a different relative, the motherfucking Oxford English Dictionary. incredible winter for freak linguist teens

there is nothing like carrying a stack of Christmas books back to a now-quiet room full of wrapping paper detritus and lights and cookies and curling up to read 🎄🕯️

(I am running holiday catering orders from the trucks outside to the customer pickup table)