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@kingvb-iii.bsky.social
Why can’t my foreskin be made of lotus leaf texture so I don’t have to shake after peeing
May 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m going on vacation and I can’t find my swimming jorts
March 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Acupuncture never took off in Sri Lanka because we have mosquitos and they’re free
March 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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OK, gonna throw this spicy bomb out there.

If you're fortunate enough to have disposable income, then right now it is your duty to use that income wisely. You have agency over how you spend it and you should own how you spend it.

Your decisions do, in fact, affect stock prices of big corporations.
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Funny how Sinhalese has a name for half island
February 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The actual word is better than වීදුරුමස් glass-flesh.
It’s විදුරුමස් diamond flesh.
විදුරු is derived from වජ්‍ර meaning diamond or lightning.
February 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Sinhala translation for your gums in the mouth is glass flesh? Wtf
February 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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me after putting extra pepperoni from the fridge on the frozen pizza to fill in the blanks spaces
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Himachal Pradesh must ANNEX the UK.
February 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Okay, major media institutions:

This is how I titled my latest video. You'll notice that the title both informs of a thing *and* explains that the video itself contains more context while also teasing at what it is.

You need to be doing that second part. Connect some fucking dots.
February 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Deleting twitter was so refreshing
February 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
How will the tariffs affect the availability of my 10x genomics kits
February 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
PacBio followed me so this account is gonna be about next gen sequencing from now on
January 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This song is appropriating දකුනේ culture unless lil enza is from the south
January 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I wish oshadhafernando is active here
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Count orlok while in the ship
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
How cool is bluesky that Wikipedia can use its own domain
January 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Im back again
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ඉස්පොටිෆයි ව්රැප්ට් එකේ හිකුවට පස්සේ සිගරට් සින්දුමයි වැඩි
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Hey bro nice timbers. You want me to shiver em for ya?
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 AM
තවත් දිනක් තවත් විනක්
December 11, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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um
December 10, 2024 at 6:44 PM