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KimmayJ
@kimmieonmain.bsky.social
Wrestling mark (AEW Heels fam), baseball purist, disabled activist, Elder Swiftie, leftist AF, ACNH, embroidery 🫶🏼, ♏️ witch, Philly sports, 🇮🇪 & 🇵🇷

New website coming soon!

The Eagles SB parade was the most fun day of my life. Go birds
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I really hope this fun cross-stitch piece that I designed goes to a good home. 8x6 framed, matted, backed with foam board, signed and dated. Usually $75 but since it’s still my birthday week I’m taking off 10.27% bringing it to $64.73. Shipping calculated at time of payment. Claim & I will DM you
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This is blasphemy, heresy, idolatry, and double-mindedness in one.

You can just:

1. Pray. Prayer is communication with the Lord.

2. He does talk to you back if you actually listen and NOT DO THIS.

3. READ THE HOLY BIBLE. IT EXISTS.

I'm personally offended and many non-Christians are too.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today.

“I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You know how in the Disney classic Aladdin, Abu gets just as excited about an apple as he does forbidden jewels? I just bit into a honey crisp for a blooming apple and all I can say is feel it, def can vibe with that
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I will never root for Toronto again. They had one chance at redemption and blew it
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m loving this free baseball because I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do without meaningful baseball until March
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Until today, Toronto hitting a walk off home run was literally the basis of my nightmares but I am here ACTIVELY cheering for it. Going to that eagles Super Bowl parade truly healed my Philly sports soul. Now gimmie a Phillies parade and I might become immortal
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sitting in bed stoned, drinking hard cider from the bottle, smoking a cigg, watching baseball in my underclothes. It’s Kimmie Vice City aka my happy place. Though I have eaten a Canadian forest worth of gummy bears these extra innings
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🍊 literally “dropped an f bomb” on tv days ago
Mike Johnson on Democrats: "They like to drop the F bomb now for fun, for emphasis, apparently"
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Reporters know this is a lie. They have many data sources, not just KFF. Most of us, there are Trump supporters screaming about premiums. So the question reporters should be asking: WHY IS OZ STRAIGHT-UP LYING TO TRUMP SUPPORTERS?
Q: Unless ACA subsidies are extended, the average plan will increase by somewhere around 115%

DR OZ: Where'd you get that number?

Q: Kaiser Family Foundation

OZ: They retracted that. Here's the truth. The average American who's on ACA is gonna pay $13 more than this year. That's not a big issue
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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What a time to be alive
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I really hope this fun cross-stitch piece that I designed goes to a good home. 8x6 framed, matted, backed with foam board, signed and dated. Usually $75 but since it’s still my birthday week I’m taking off 10.27% bringing it to $64.73. Shipping calculated at time of payment. Claim & I will DM you
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I really hope this fun cross-stitch piece that I designed goes to a good home. 8x6 framed, matted, backed with foam board, signed and dated. Usually $75 but since it’s my birthday I’m taking off 10.27% bringing it to $64.73 one day only. Shipping calculated at time of payment. Claim & I will DM you
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
New profile pic
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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NYT, a year ago today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Some people have asked me to drop the birthday PayPal it’s KimmayJ1027 and Venmo is KimmayJ 🫶🏼 y’all are so sweet!!!

Here’s a pic of me last night right before midnight eating birthday cake in bed like a gremlin 😂
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Took some pics in the woods before going out for birthday dinner last night
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
No better day than today
Let this dude find it again against his dumb ex team 😂
October 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Goddamn Eagles and Saquon out here giving me goosebumps
October 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
New profile pic
October 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My birthday dinner tonight will be quixotic mix of strangers. An outspoken former Christian pro “extras” actor. A Jewish man who has been DSA president. A disabled woman. An atheist Ukrainian banker. A drag queen. The DJ. Dude from famous HCBand. Trans bandmate of his. And me and my dying father
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This is the macroeconomics lesson Americans need to learn
can someone please just run this as an ad?
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It was 12:09 am when Lily said if I didn’t do French I would lose my …834 day streak? Around there. I gave my response as translating into a French phrase “the plane climbed quickly into the __” SOL. Not ciel. I mean I guess you do have to go through the sky to fly a plane full into the sun 👀
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I need 2 funds. One to get as many seats flipped left leaning in everything from school boards to state senators to governors to Congress and begin the long march to healing (I’m optimistic we get to elections if for my mental health alone). Then the second to fund the demolition of this monstrosity
It's kind of amazing that a symbolic architectural monument to democracy is being transformed into a symbolic architectural monument to naked grift and techno-feudalism right before our eyes.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So it’s the front for a bunker he’s letting his sycophants and scions think they can use as well. Got it
Trump says his ballroom might cost more than $300 million but adds, "you know we're building the arc. Maybe we use it for the arc. We raised a lot of money for the ballroom, so maybe we'll put -- the arc is going to be incredible for Washington DC, so maybe we use it for the arc."
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM