Xander
@killerbuttonfly.bsky.social
Colorado leftist. Craft beer enthusiast. Comic book geek. Crabby millennial. Corgi companion. Cat dad. Probably some other C-words.
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HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
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I’m not that impressed by two years of commitment
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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I don’t know the context, but I don’t need to because I agree wholeheartedly.
Plus I think more women should have swords.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
I don’t know the context, but I don’t need to because I agree wholeheartedly.
Kid Rock… isn’t that term for Epstein Island?
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Kid Rock… isn’t that term for Epstein Island?
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Silver-lining…somewhere, right now, Matt Damon is sad.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Silver-lining…somewhere, right now, Matt Damon is sad.
Drake Maye having the worst game of his career at a Super Bowl in SF just like his hero Cam Newton 10 years ago lmfao
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Drake Maye having the worst game of his career at a Super Bowl in SF just like his hero Cam Newton 10 years ago lmfao
Pats being completely exposed as the frauds they are is just…
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Pats being completely exposed as the frauds they are is just…
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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This is an all timer this is like an arrested development joke happened in real life
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is an all timer this is like an arrested development joke happened in real life
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NEW: All Aurora Public Schools will be closed tomorrow due to staff shortages (anti-ICE strike). Denver Public Schools will deal with staff shortages on a school-by-school basis.
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
NEW: All Aurora Public Schools will be closed tomorrow due to staff shortages (anti-ICE strike). Denver Public Schools will deal with staff shortages on a school-by-school basis.
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
Frank says “nazi lives don’t matter”
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Frank says “nazi lives don’t matter”
Maybe Patriots an ironic team name?
Just a couple more weeks and Robert Kraft and his airplane will be free to fully cooperate with ICE again. ☕️🐸
#Patriots
#Patriots
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Maybe Patriots an ironic team name?
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not for nothing but if you live alone with your pets it’s a great time to get a keychain, wallet card + add a message to your phone’s medical info about your pet being home alone
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
not for nothing but if you live alone with your pets it’s a great time to get a keychain, wallet card + add a message to your phone’s medical info about your pet being home alone
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Anyways, back to more important matters…
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Anyways, back to more important matters…
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Well, then, go Nuggets. Go Avs.
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Well, then, go Nuggets. Go Avs.
Reported as misleading. Eat shit, corporal guyliner.
When I visited Minnesota, what the ICE agents wanted more than anything was to work with local law enforcement so that situations on the ground didn't get out of hand.
The local leadership in Minnesota has so far refused to answer those requests.
The local leadership in Minnesota has so far refused to answer those requests.
January 25, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Reported as misleading. Eat shit, corporal guyliner.
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