Kevin van Haaren
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Fortunately Trump is gutting the EPA so this won’t last long
It’s been a little over hundred years since fishermen were free to catch shellfish in the Boston Harbor. But now, the state has declared that shellfish from parts of the harbor can be safely caught and eaten again.
For the first time in a century, the state says shellfish in Boston Harbor are safe to eat
It’s been a little over hundred years since fishermen were free to catch shellfish in the Boston Harbor. But now, the state has declared that shellfish from parts of the harbor can be safely caught an...
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January 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Fortunately Trump is gutting the EPA so this won’t last long
Garfield’s $3 meal
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Garfield’s $3 meal
I bet dumbass GOP people think this is what restaurants pay per meal and are ripping them off.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I bet dumbass GOP people think this is what restaurants pay per meal and are ripping them off.
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I wish we could just find someone to tell him that the US bought Greenland and that we need him to design a Northern White House to be built there with a 100,000 ft^2 ballroom and a coal-fired heating system.
“.. Danish Foreign Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen and Greenlandic Foreign Minister Vivian Motzfeldt speak to the media after meeting with U.S. Vice President JD Vance and U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio to discuss American interests in Greenland.”
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January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I wish we could just find someone to tell him that the US bought Greenland and that we need him to design a Northern White House to be built there with a 100,000 ft^2 ballroom and a coal-fired heating system.
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We need to pick up this Overton Window and throw it as far as we can. Stop waiting for shit to “be popular” and start advocating for what is transparently right.
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We need to pick up this Overton Window and throw it as far as we can. Stop waiting for shit to “be popular” and start advocating for what is transparently right.
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House Democrats just DEFEATED a Republican bill to let employers deny overtime pay or minimum wage to workers if they classify time worked as "job training" or "education."
6 Republicans joined us and the vote failed; GOP leaders then cancelled votes on two more anti-labor bills.
6 Republicans joined us and the vote failed; GOP leaders then cancelled votes on two more anti-labor bills.
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
House Democrats just DEFEATED a Republican bill to let employers deny overtime pay or minimum wage to workers if they classify time worked as "job training" or "education."
6 Republicans joined us and the vote failed; GOP leaders then cancelled votes on two more anti-labor bills.
6 Republicans joined us and the vote failed; GOP leaders then cancelled votes on two more anti-labor bills.
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
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Early Dilbert could be incredibly on point at times, and it's important to acknowledge that rather than pretend it was always terrible.
Scott Adams getting high on his own hype, emerging from his hate chrysalis, then doubling down on it, was very odd. He poisoned his own legacy well before death.
Scott Adams getting high on his own hype, emerging from his hate chrysalis, then doubling down on it, was very odd. He poisoned his own legacy well before death.
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Early Dilbert could be incredibly on point at times, and it's important to acknowledge that rather than pretend it was always terrible.
Scott Adams getting high on his own hype, emerging from his hate chrysalis, then doubling down on it, was very odd. He poisoned his own legacy well before death.
Scott Adams getting high on his own hype, emerging from his hate chrysalis, then doubling down on it, was very odd. He poisoned his own legacy well before death.
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lmao
China's trade surplus surged to a record of almost $1.2 trillion in 2025, the government said Wednesday, as exports to other countries made up for slowing shipments to the U.S. under President Donald Trump's onslaught of higher tariffs. n.pr/45U3UCe
China's trade surplus surges 20% to a record $1.2 trillion, even with Trump's tariffs
China's trade surplus surged to a record of almost $1.2 trillion in 2025, the government said Wednesday, as exports to other countries made up for slowing shipments to the U.S. under President Donald Trump's onslaught of higher tariffs.
n.pr
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 AM
lmao
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Despite wall-to-wall promotion, a cross-country tour, and interviews with top Trump officials, Tony Dokoupil’s "CBS Evening News" debut has delivered a ratings dud—and perhaps exposed the limits of Bari Weiss' MAGA-ification of the network.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
The Dokoupil Dud
Despite wall-to-wall promotion, Tony Dokoupil’s "CBS Evening News" debut has delivered a ratings dud—and perhaps exposed the limits of Bari Weiss' MAGA-ification of the network.
www.status.news
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Despite wall-to-wall promotion, a cross-country tour, and interviews with top Trump officials, Tony Dokoupil’s "CBS Evening News" debut has delivered a ratings dud—and perhaps exposed the limits of Bari Weiss' MAGA-ification of the network.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...
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On my way to the Supreme Court where I'll be proud to support 15-year-old Becky Pepper-Jackson, West Virginia's only transgender athlete, as she opposes the state's effort to ban her from playing as herself.
Win or lose, Becky and her family are heroes for standing up for what's right
Win or lose, Becky and her family are heroes for standing up for what's right
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM
On my way to the Supreme Court where I'll be proud to support 15-year-old Becky Pepper-Jackson, West Virginia's only transgender athlete, as she opposes the state's effort to ban her from playing as herself.
Win or lose, Becky and her family are heroes for standing up for what's right
Win or lose, Becky and her family are heroes for standing up for what's right
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
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Nature-based valentines for sale: topatoco.com/collections/...
Nature Valentines Cards
Nature Valentines Cards - Art by Rosemary Mosco and Bird and Moon at TopatoCo!
topatoco.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Nature-based valentines for sale: topatoco.com/collections/...
ah, i see Scatt Adams fell for Pascal's Wager at the end.
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
ah, i see Scatt Adams fell for Pascal's Wager at the end.
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One thing that's always been true about Sotomayor is that she, more than any other justice, focuses on the litigants before her. All the others focus more on the larger legal issue of the case, but Sotomayor never takes her eye off the ball of the people involved.
It's my favorite thing about her.
It's my favorite thing about her.
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
One thing that's always been true about Sotomayor is that she, more than any other justice, focuses on the litigants before her. All the others focus more on the larger legal issue of the case, but Sotomayor never takes her eye off the ball of the people involved.
It's my favorite thing about her.
It's my favorite thing about her.
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For today's horribles: the Supreme Court will hear oral arguments on banning trans athletes. It's the most bigoted thing they'll do this term. I'll be jotting down my thoughts here.
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
For today's horribles: the Supreme Court will hear oral arguments on banning trans athletes. It's the most bigoted thing they'll do this term. I'll be jotting down my thoughts here.
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Gork, make an image of Scott and Charlie shining the devil's shoes, but the devil is wearing a tiny Confederate bikini
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Gork, make an image of Scott and Charlie shining the devil's shoes, but the devil is wearing a tiny Confederate bikini
I was a pretty big Dilbert fan when it was getting started but I drifted away when it got same-same. Then Adams turned into such a right-wing asshole. Techbro adjacent.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/e...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/e...
Scott Adams, ‘Dilbert’ creator, has died | CNN
Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip “Dilbert,” has died.
www.cnn.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I was a pretty big Dilbert fan when it was getting started but I drifted away when it got same-same. Then Adams turned into such a right-wing asshole. Techbro adjacent.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/e...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/e...
Is somebody having Grok put all the ICE agents in bikinis yet?
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Is somebody having Grok put all the ICE agents in bikinis yet?
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We all need a little comfort to get through Kansas City’s frigid winters and polar vortexes. Here’s where to cozy up with a savory rice porridge, flaky pot pies, and a giant, Renaissance Fair-style turkey leg that you’ll actually love.
Food recs: Kansas City's best comfort food
We all need a little comfort to get through Kansas City’s frigid winters and polar vortexes. Here’s where to cozy up with a savory rice porridge, flaky pot pies, and a giant, Renaissance Fair-style turkey leg that you’ll actually love.
www.kcur.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We all need a little comfort to get through Kansas City’s frigid winters and polar vortexes. Here’s where to cozy up with a savory rice porridge, flaky pot pies, and a giant, Renaissance Fair-style turkey leg that you’ll actually love.
Pete Hegseth Food Rectangle has dropped
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Pete Hegseth Food Rectangle has dropped
I hope this is the story of how The Flying Dutchman lost a hand
For 18 months, I had to keep the secret that I didn't just voice The Flying Dutchman in the SpongeBob movie, but I also played him in live-action sequences. The hours it took flew by thanks to superb makeup artists Gage Munster & Marcel Banks who were both so kind AND hilarious. 🤣 Thanks fellas! 🙏
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I hope this is the story of how The Flying Dutchman lost a hand
wonder if they'll be arrested at the US airport
Scoop: A bipartisan group of lawmakers -- including Shaheen, Coons -- is expected to travel to Copenhagen, Denmark Thursday to meet with senior Danish and Greenlandic officials, a source familiar with the plans tells me. @ms.now
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
wonder if they'll be arrested at the US airport
Chuck Jones auto-biography “Chuck Amuck” is on sale for $1.99 at Apple Books and presumably Amazon & Kobo as well.
Has lots of great Chuck Jones drawings throughout as well.
(@toukochan.bsky.social although I assume you have this already)
books.apple.com/us/book/chuc...
Has lots of great Chuck Jones drawings throughout as well.
(@toukochan.bsky.social although I assume you have this already)
books.apple.com/us/book/chuc...
Chuck Amuck
Biographies & Memoirs · 1999
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January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Chuck Jones auto-biography “Chuck Amuck” is on sale for $1.99 at Apple Books and presumably Amazon & Kobo as well.
Has lots of great Chuck Jones drawings throughout as well.
(@toukochan.bsky.social although I assume you have this already)
books.apple.com/us/book/chuc...
Has lots of great Chuck Jones drawings throughout as well.
(@toukochan.bsky.social although I assume you have this already)
books.apple.com/us/book/chuc...