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when your professor asks where your homework is just tell them the Dow is over 50,000
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
when your professor asks where your homework is just tell them the Dow is over 50,000
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Let’s move on from the Epstein files to the Epstein trials!
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Let’s move on from the Epstein files to the Epstein trials!
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Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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So proud of my friend and fellow Welsh Pembroke Corgi owner @andrewfeinberg.com for asking this question:
“What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"
“What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So proud of my friend and fellow Welsh Pembroke Corgi owner @andrewfeinberg.com for asking this question:
“What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"
“What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
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No Donald, Chicago is not your war zone
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No Donald, Chicago is not your war zone
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Dr. James Dobson set a gorgeous example today that it's never too late to do something good for humankind.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89
The founder of the evangelical group Focus on the Family, he spent decades denouncing what he saw as the unraveling of the social order.
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dr. James Dobson set a gorgeous example today that it's never too late to do something good for humankind.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
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They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
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Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.
August 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.
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Gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s social media team isn’t just throwing haymakers they’re out here landing combos 👀
August 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s social media team isn’t just throwing haymakers they’re out here landing combos 👀
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Step 1) Pick a gym locker in a seemingly empty pod of lockers.
Step 2) Start changing into gym clothes.
Step 3) The 3 old dudes who have the lockers to the left, right, and below you all arrive within 2 minutes of each other.
Girl! Give me some space!!
Step 2) Start changing into gym clothes.
Step 3) The 3 old dudes who have the lockers to the left, right, and below you all arrive within 2 minutes of each other.
Girl! Give me some space!!
August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Step 1) Pick a gym locker in a seemingly empty pod of lockers.
Step 2) Start changing into gym clothes.
Step 3) The 3 old dudes who have the lockers to the left, right, and below you all arrive within 2 minutes of each other.
Girl! Give me some space!!
Step 2) Start changing into gym clothes.
Step 3) The 3 old dudes who have the lockers to the left, right, and below you all arrive within 2 minutes of each other.
Girl! Give me some space!!
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The important thing to remember about JD Vance is that he’s proud to apply baby oil to Satan’s asshole.
August 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The important thing to remember about JD Vance is that he’s proud to apply baby oil to Satan’s asshole.
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I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
August 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
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I truly cannot stress just how ecstatic I will be when that man is dead and I don’t have to ever, ever, *ever* hear about anything he does
August 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I truly cannot stress just how ecstatic I will be when that man is dead and I don’t have to ever, ever, *ever* hear about anything he does