JKS
@kerpow.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood mortician/domestic zookeeper/moth-like cryptid. I'm very sleepy.
They/them
Matter is the minimum
They/them
Matter is the minimum
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
Getting a lumbar puncture on Friday the 13th.
What could possibli go wrong ...
Possibly go wrong.
Heh...that's the first thing thats....ever gone wrong.
What could possibli go wrong ...
Possibly go wrong.
Heh...that's the first thing thats....ever gone wrong.
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Getting a lumbar puncture on Friday the 13th.
What could possibli go wrong ...
Possibly go wrong.
Heh...that's the first thing thats....ever gone wrong.
What could possibli go wrong ...
Possibly go wrong.
Heh...that's the first thing thats....ever gone wrong.
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ice was in elgin today. on tuesday, ice kidnapped people from chicago’s hermosa neighborhood as well as the suburbs of bolingbrook (west) and waukegan (far north). last week, feds in six vehicles abducted an adult and three kids from near their home in woodlawn.
they never left. they never stopped.
they never left. they never stopped.
yes, there are no real signs of any big change in DHS activity here yet. In Chicago there really was after Bovino left and they basically ended "Midway Blitz" not so here so far.
I don’t know, declaring victory in MN seems premature. They’re still arresting people and brutalizing the community. The changes appear—so far—to be cosmetic
January 29, 2026 at 4:24 AM
ice was in elgin today. on tuesday, ice kidnapped people from chicago’s hermosa neighborhood as well as the suburbs of bolingbrook (west) and waukegan (far north). last week, feds in six vehicles abducted an adult and three kids from near their home in woodlawn.
they never left. they never stopped.
they never left. they never stopped.
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.
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The nurses are pissed
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The nurses are pissed
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when Spock does the neck pinch, even on bad guys, he always catches them and sets them down very politely. letting this guy fully just drop, leaving Jim to try to awkwardly scramble to catch him, is Vulcan for "it is always morally right to punch Nazis"
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 AM
when Spock does the neck pinch, even on bad guys, he always catches them and sets them down very politely. letting this guy fully just drop, leaving Jim to try to awkwardly scramble to catch him, is Vulcan for "it is always morally right to punch Nazis"
Brad: what if I was one of those guys who stands in front of the tv and yells during sports games?
Me: you'd be married to someone else. Or probably single?
#gobearsiguess
Me: you'd be married to someone else. Or probably single?
#gobearsiguess
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Brad: what if I was one of those guys who stands in front of the tv and yells during sports games?
Me: you'd be married to someone else. Or probably single?
#gobearsiguess
Me: you'd be married to someone else. Or probably single?
#gobearsiguess
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The message all the fascist foot soldiers got from their leaders is “keep shooting.”
Border control agents shoot two in Portland. katu.com/news/local/i...
US Border agents shoot, wound two people in Portland, city officials say
U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents shot two people in Portland on Thursday afternoon, according to the FBI, Portland police and city officials.Portland p
katu.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The message all the fascist foot soldiers got from their leaders is “keep shooting.”
Therapy appointment is gonna be real interesting today.
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Therapy appointment is gonna be real interesting today.
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everyone who's been pushing this asshole as a serious presidential candidate please go stick your heads in the nearest toilet and flush
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
everyone who's been pushing this asshole as a serious presidential candidate please go stick your heads in the nearest toilet and flush
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
Brad just got the Trans-Siberian Orchestra confused with the Electric Light Orchestra.
Hit me with some mash-ups.
Hit me with some mash-ups.
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Brad just got the Trans-Siberian Orchestra confused with the Electric Light Orchestra.
Hit me with some mash-ups.
Hit me with some mash-ups.
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Babies being born now will have never lived in a world without Gritty and I think that's beautiful
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Babies being born now will have never lived in a world without Gritty and I think that's beautiful
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You: what the hell is "Mr. Fantasy?"
Me, an intellectual: Mr. Fantasy is an example of what it should actually mean when we say "boys will be boys" in the silliest way.
Me, an intellectual: Mr. Fantasy is an example of what it should actually mean when we say "boys will be boys" in the silliest way.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You: what the hell is "Mr. Fantasy?"
Me, an intellectual: Mr. Fantasy is an example of what it should actually mean when we say "boys will be boys" in the silliest way.
Me, an intellectual: Mr. Fantasy is an example of what it should actually mean when we say "boys will be boys" in the silliest way.
My favorite part of Thanksgiving with Brad's family is when I express how important it is not to go into a bathroom if you think you're about to die because it's a difficult removal for funeral directors.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My favorite part of Thanksgiving with Brad's family is when I express how important it is not to go into a bathroom if you think you're about to die because it's a difficult removal for funeral directors.
WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING THEIR LANDSCAPERS WORK TODAY WHEN THEY THEMSELVES ARE OFF FROM WORK? I am so irritated about this. I know thanksgiving is kinda bullshit but don't make other people work if they dont have to for your capitalist vanity.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING THEIR LANDSCAPERS WORK TODAY WHEN THEY THEMSELVES ARE OFF FROM WORK? I am so irritated about this. I know thanksgiving is kinda bullshit but don't make other people work if they dont have to for your capitalist vanity.
We are attempting to figure out what kind of music the kitties like. Geordi was obsessed with La Movida, Madison's Spanish language radio station, Buddy LOVED trap music. Any suggestions on where to start with Kasha and Gert?
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We are attempting to figure out what kind of music the kitties like. Geordi was obsessed with La Movida, Madison's Spanish language radio station, Buddy LOVED trap music. Any suggestions on where to start with Kasha and Gert?
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The context of all of this is that the Trump Administration has undone a Biden Era rule requiring U.S. airlines to reimburse passengers for lengthy delays, and they want you to talk about airplane dress codes, slippers and snacks instead.
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The context of all of this is that the Trump Administration has undone a Biden Era rule requiring U.S. airlines to reimburse passengers for lengthy delays, and they want you to talk about airplane dress codes, slippers and snacks instead.
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
Tonight brad is building our new bed and I'm making a chicken pot pie from scratch while drinking bourbon *cue Jackass music*
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tonight brad is building our new bed and I'm making a chicken pot pie from scratch while drinking bourbon *cue Jackass music*
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LOL, Trump has a crush.
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
LOL, Trump has a crush.
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Astonishing to stop and realize that, at any given moment, bands of masked men armed to the teeth are storming churches and daycares, terrorizing entire communities—and that most of the country's political establishment barely blinks.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Astonishing to stop and realize that, at any given moment, bands of masked men armed to the teeth are storming churches and daycares, terrorizing entire communities—and that most of the country's political establishment barely blinks.