Kerouac666
@kerouac666.bsky.social
There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.
Similar jacket, similar vibe
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Similar jacket, similar vibe
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t a lame dweeb desperate for validation
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t a lame dweeb desperate for validation
This happened to a wealthy amateur golfer in the 20s named Eben Byers. There was a brand of radium infused water called Radithor that his doc prescribed and, after drinking about 1,400 bottles, his jaw rotted and had to be removed. It lead to increased FDA oversight.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This happened to a wealthy amateur golfer in the 20s named Eben Byers. There was a brand of radium infused water called Radithor that his doc prescribed and, after drinking about 1,400 bottles, his jaw rotted and had to be removed. It lead to increased FDA oversight.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor
He’s really going for it, and you certainly don’t have to hand it to him for that. Also, if you turn his face upside down he mostly looks the same, which impressive in a way.
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He’s really going for it, and you certainly don’t have to hand it to him for that. Also, if you turn his face upside down he mostly looks the same, which impressive in a way.
I don’t know if anyone could disrespect Hitler more than this guy trying to pull of this Hitler haircut. It’s making me feel ill.
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t know if anyone could disrespect Hitler more than this guy trying to pull of this Hitler haircut. It’s making me feel ill.
There’s a lot of kids/babies around me now and I might start taking pics of all the toys and stuff I find on the sidewalks as I’ve seen a few things. Anyway. Here’s one I found tonight.
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
There’s a lot of kids/babies around me now and I might start taking pics of all the toys and stuff I find on the sidewalks as I’ve seen a few things. Anyway. Here’s one I found tonight.
This is me explaining to you that you can’t eat lunch at our table
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is me explaining to you that you can’t eat lunch at our table
Panicked stewardess exists the cockpit.
“Does anyone here know how to fly—“
*every wing goes up*
“—a plane!”
*every wing goes down*
“Does anyone here know how to fly—“
*every wing goes up*
“—a plane!”
*every wing goes down*
September 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Panicked stewardess exists the cockpit.
“Does anyone here know how to fly—“
*every wing goes up*
“—a plane!”
*every wing goes down*
“Does anyone here know how to fly—“
*every wing goes up*
“—a plane!”
*every wing goes down*
when the arms you ordered online finally came in today and you wanted to take them on a trial run but then your crazy boss decides to have a press conference to prove his alive and they stop working mid-rant
September 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
when the arms you ordered online finally came in today and you wanted to take them on a trial run but then your crazy boss decides to have a press conference to prove his alive and they stop working mid-rant
This pic of Marvel’s version of death as a skeleton but with honkers has always been hilarious to me
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This pic of Marvel’s version of death as a skeleton but with honkers has always been hilarious to me
*sigh* just thinkin’ about the good ol’ days. You?
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
*sigh* just thinkin’ about the good ol’ days. You?
I explained society and evolution and jobs and 401ks to this guy and this is what he looked like the whole time
August 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I explained society and evolution and jobs and 401ks to this guy and this is what he looked like the whole time
scientists say that this is actually the most scientifically correct portrayal of the theoretical "twin humans" phenomena based off scientific discoveries made by real scientists in scientific settings
August 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
scientists say that this is actually the most scientifically correct portrayal of the theoretical "twin humans" phenomena based off scientific discoveries made by real scientists in scientific settings
These jeans were as close to owning a house as a lot of millennials and Gen x will ever get
August 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These jeans were as close to owning a house as a lot of millennials and Gen x will ever get
So Batman must poop and pee in his suit, right? Like, it’d be inefficient to not design it that way, so sometimes when you see him doing that aura farming intense crouching thing he might just be dropping a deuce. Like here
August 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
So Batman must poop and pee in his suit, right? Like, it’d be inefficient to not design it that way, so sometimes when you see him doing that aura farming intense crouching thing he might just be dropping a deuce. Like here
Soooo I got this ad. I don’t even know, man.
August 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Soooo I got this ad. I don’t even know, man.
can't wait until AI lets you explore Francis Bacon paintings!
August 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
can't wait until AI lets you explore Francis Bacon paintings!