Kaitlin
@kemattison.bsky.social
Podcast host of Plans Are Booked
Former educator
Swiftie
Former educator
Swiftie
The SNL 50th anniversary show being on a Sunday night is incredibly dumb.
February 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The SNL 50th anniversary show being on a Sunday night is incredibly dumb.
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Trayvon Martin should be celebrating his 30th birthday today.
February 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trayvon Martin should be celebrating his 30th birthday today.
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BREAKING: President Trump has withdrawn the U.S. from the United Nations Human Rights Council.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
February 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: President Trump has withdrawn the U.S. from the United Nations Human Rights Council.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
This move will erode efforts to protect universal human rights and undermine the work of international bodies that hold all governments accountable.
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My staff is hearing reports from Head Start programs in Oregon that they're still locked out of federal funds. My office is doing everything it can to get more info and get funds flowing before providers have to start closing their doors.
February 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My staff is hearing reports from Head Start programs in Oregon that they're still locked out of federal funds. My office is doing everything it can to get more info and get funds flowing before providers have to start closing their doors.
Guys, be kind, but I don't get the Fantastic Four trailer or reboot.
February 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Guys, be kind, but I don't get the Fantastic Four trailer or reboot.
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"I, like many Venezuelans, was very supportive of President Trump..."
"Betrayed. We feel betrayed. More than betrayed. Beyond betrayed...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
"Betrayed. We feel betrayed. More than betrayed. Beyond betrayed...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
Venezuelans in U.S. call Trump's move to end deportation protections a 'betrayal'
Trump's order revoking TPS status for almost 350,000 Venezuelans in 60 days would be 'suicidal' for some if they're sent back; others would be jailed, an activist said.
www.nbcnews.com
February 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"I, like many Venezuelans, was very supportive of President Trump..."
"Betrayed. We feel betrayed. More than betrayed. Beyond betrayed...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
"Betrayed. We feel betrayed. More than betrayed. Beyond betrayed...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/...
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"We're pleased to present this updated org chart that captures our system of governance (which management scientists term “Kafkaesque bureaucracy meets Lord of the Files,” though no one understands these references since we cut our literature requirements)."
An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
In accordance with our informal tradition of updating documents every thirty years, whether they need it or not, our university is pleased to prese...
buff.ly
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"We're pleased to present this updated org chart that captures our system of governance (which management scientists term “Kafkaesque bureaucracy meets Lord of the Files,” though no one understands these references since we cut our literature requirements)."
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Ohhhhh my god i ran a quick errand and didn't buy an iced coffee? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
February 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ohhhhh my god i ran a quick errand and didn't buy an iced coffee? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
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I may need this on my bumper.
February 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I may need this on my bumper.
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I don’t think I would ever make fun of Canadians even if I wanted to. I think if you grew up in the 80s or 90s in the US, you’ve always had, at least, the sneaking suspicion that they are MUCH funnier than we are.
February 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don’t think I would ever make fun of Canadians even if I wanted to. I think if you grew up in the 80s or 90s in the US, you’ve always had, at least, the sneaking suspicion that they are MUCH funnier than we are.
In 2020 I lived with my brother, who had a dog I could pet any time I wanted. It's now 2025 and I live in my own house. So I will be getting a dog.
February 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In 2020 I lived with my brother, who had a dog I could pet any time I wanted. It's now 2025 and I live in my own house. So I will be getting a dog.
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My kingdom for a date with someone who has this kind of depth. #GabrielBasso
January 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My kingdom for a date with someone who has this kind of depth. #GabrielBasso
We need the federal government to fund grants ASAP. The chain reaction that could occur is unbearable to think about. Kids without free meals at school. Illnesses that aren’t being researched at hospitals. Special Ed students not being able to access curriculum. It’s terrifying and we’re on day 8
January 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We need the federal government to fund grants ASAP. The chain reaction that could occur is unbearable to think about. Kids without free meals at school. Illnesses that aren’t being researched at hospitals. Special Ed students not being able to access curriculum. It’s terrifying and we’re on day 8
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This is such great news. For so long Amazon has had a chokehold on ebooks. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/b...
Indie Bookstores Will Soon Be Able to Sell E-Books
Bookshop, a site that lets independent, bricks-and-mortar bookshops sell their books online, is launching an app that will allow the sales of e-books, too.
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is such great news. For so long Amazon has had a chokehold on ebooks. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/b...
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Christmas confessions:
I didn’t like the Beyonce halftime show until she left the tunnel and then I was mesmerized.
A Complete Unknown was solid, but Timothee Chalamet was outstanding.
I’ve been farting the entire day and no one has figured it out.
I didn’t like the Beyonce halftime show until she left the tunnel and then I was mesmerized.
A Complete Unknown was solid, but Timothee Chalamet was outstanding.
I’ve been farting the entire day and no one has figured it out.
December 26, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Christmas confessions:
I didn’t like the Beyonce halftime show until she left the tunnel and then I was mesmerized.
A Complete Unknown was solid, but Timothee Chalamet was outstanding.
I’ve been farting the entire day and no one has figured it out.
I didn’t like the Beyonce halftime show until she left the tunnel and then I was mesmerized.
A Complete Unknown was solid, but Timothee Chalamet was outstanding.
I’ve been farting the entire day and no one has figured it out.
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There’s snow better team in the league ❄️☘️
December 17, 2024 at 7:19 PM
There’s snow better team in the league ❄️☘️