🎄 Kelly Kringle 🎄
kellydf.bsky.social
🎄 Kelly Kringle 🎄
@kellydf.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Kelly! She/her, 18+. I am trans and closeted (for safety), so if you think you know me IRL, you don’t.

Feel free to say hi or give me a follow!
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Found the perfect charm for my PS Vita: a smaller PS Vita
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.

I thought that being one of the tallest trans women in the world (!!) sounded pretty cool and not at all inconvenient or terrifying
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.

it was the only way to escape from democratic party and alumni association fundraising messages
🖊️ Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.

I got in the dark souls 2 gender coffin by accident and I've never looked back
December 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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December 23 1998, Goemon's Great Adventure debuted on the N64 in Japan!

The Goemon series, known for excellent theatrics and music, removed the opening cinematic in the American and PAL release of the game. Shame.
But as an early Christmas present you can watch it here today! Yay!
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The stages of Ex-Zodiac levels so far
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”

Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”

Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”

University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”

some days I just want to scream and scream
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The NYT has spent the last decade swirling further and further down the right-wing fascism enablers drain and it STILL isn't saving them from his wrath

CAPITULATION NEVER, EVER WORKS
Trump is now calling the New York Times a national security threat and says they “must be dealt with and stopped.”
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
fuckin knew Dick Durbin would be in there, absolute disgrace to my state
Catherine Cortez Masto (NV), Dick Durbin (IL), John Fetterman (PA), Ruben Gallego (AZ), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Maggie Hassan (NH), Martin Heinrich (NM), John Hickenlooper (CO), Mazie Hirono (HI), Tim Kaine (VA), Mark Kelly (AZ), Angus King (I-ME), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Ben Ray Lujan (NM), ->
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Undefeated, unpatched, living its best life
#ffxiv #ffxivart
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just had the strongest craving for curry chicken that I’ve ever experienced in my life
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Basically the only reason everything is still going sort of okay in my life is that the people I talk to in real life can’t find me here. Cool idea though
v1.112 is live!

We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.

Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.

Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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"So... You don't like AI... But have you considered AI??"
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The more I watch Tasting History with Max Miller — especially the episodes about wartime foods — the more I feel like the most unrealistic part of The Matrix is that the crew of The Nebuchadnezzer are (begrudgingly) content to eat their slimy protein gruel for every meal
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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[Sings.]

“O’ the twelfth day of December”⁠—
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Shut up, Geoff
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM