🎄 Kelly Kringle 🎄
@kellydf.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Kelly! She/her, 18+. I am trans and closeted (for safety), so if you think you know me IRL, you don’t.
Feel free to say hi or give me a follow!
Feel free to say hi or give me a follow!
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
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Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎁🎄
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Found the perfect charm for my PS Vita: a smaller PS Vita
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Found the perfect charm for my PS Vita: a smaller PS Vita
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I thought that being one of the tallest trans women in the world (!!) sounded pretty cool and not at all inconvenient or terrifying
I thought that being one of the tallest trans women in the world (!!) sounded pretty cool and not at all inconvenient or terrifying
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
it was the only way to escape from democratic party and alumni association fundraising messages
it was the only way to escape from democratic party and alumni association fundraising messages
🖊️ Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I got in the dark souls 2 gender coffin by accident and I've never looked back
I got in the dark souls 2 gender coffin by accident and I've never looked back
December 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.
I thought that being one of the tallest trans women in the world (!!) sounded pretty cool and not at all inconvenient or terrifying
I thought that being one of the tallest trans women in the world (!!) sounded pretty cool and not at all inconvenient or terrifying
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December 23 1998, Goemon's Great Adventure debuted on the N64 in Japan!
The Goemon series, known for excellent theatrics and music, removed the opening cinematic in the American and PAL release of the game. Shame.
But as an early Christmas present you can watch it here today! Yay!
The Goemon series, known for excellent theatrics and music, removed the opening cinematic in the American and PAL release of the game. Shame.
But as an early Christmas present you can watch it here today! Yay!
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
December 23 1998, Goemon's Great Adventure debuted on the N64 in Japan!
The Goemon series, known for excellent theatrics and music, removed the opening cinematic in the American and PAL release of the game. Shame.
But as an early Christmas present you can watch it here today! Yay!
The Goemon series, known for excellent theatrics and music, removed the opening cinematic in the American and PAL release of the game. Shame.
But as an early Christmas present you can watch it here today! Yay!
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The stages of Ex-Zodiac levels so far
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The stages of Ex-Zodiac levels so far
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looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
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Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”
Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”
University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”
some days I just want to scream and scream
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The NYT has spent the last decade swirling further and further down the right-wing fascism enablers drain and it STILL isn't saving them from his wrath
CAPITULATION NEVER, EVER WORKS
CAPITULATION NEVER, EVER WORKS
Trump is now calling the New York Times a national security threat and says they “must be dealt with and stopped.”
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The NYT has spent the last decade swirling further and further down the right-wing fascism enablers drain and it STILL isn't saving them from his wrath
CAPITULATION NEVER, EVER WORKS
CAPITULATION NEVER, EVER WORKS
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fuckin knew Dick Durbin would be in there, absolute disgrace to my state
Catherine Cortez Masto (NV), Dick Durbin (IL), John Fetterman (PA), Ruben Gallego (AZ), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Maggie Hassan (NH), Martin Heinrich (NM), John Hickenlooper (CO), Mazie Hirono (HI), Tim Kaine (VA), Mark Kelly (AZ), Angus King (I-ME), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Ben Ray Lujan (NM), ->
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
fuckin knew Dick Durbin would be in there, absolute disgrace to my state
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December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Just had the strongest craving for curry chicken that I’ve ever experienced in my life
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just had the strongest craving for curry chicken that I’ve ever experienced in my life
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
—-
Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Basically the only reason everything is still going sort of okay in my life is that the people I talk to in real life can’t find me here. Cool idea though
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Basically the only reason everything is still going sort of okay in my life is that the people I talk to in real life can’t find me here. Cool idea though
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"So... You don't like AI... But have you considered AI??"
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"So... You don't like AI... But have you considered AI??"
The more I watch Tasting History with Max Miller — especially the episodes about wartime foods — the more I feel like the most unrealistic part of The Matrix is that the crew of The Nebuchadnezzer are (begrudgingly) content to eat their slimy protein gruel for every meal
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The more I watch Tasting History with Max Miller — especially the episodes about wartime foods — the more I feel like the most unrealistic part of The Matrix is that the crew of The Nebuchadnezzer are (begrudgingly) content to eat their slimy protein gruel for every meal
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[Sings.]
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
[Sings.]
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
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Shut up, Geoff
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Shut up, Geoff