KeithShow!
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Juggler, Comm BA, Guitar, Comedy, Writing. Team Moderna. I can tell you why it's funny. I probably want to pet your dog. He/Him.
Thing that shouldn't be "industries."
1. Healthcare
2. Food production/distribution
3. Prisons
4. Politics
5. News
6. Healthcare
7. Healthcare
8. Healthcare
1. Healthcare
2. Food production/distribution
3. Prisons
4. Politics
5. News
6. Healthcare
7. Healthcare
8. Healthcare
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Thing that shouldn't be "industries."
1. Healthcare
2. Food production/distribution
3. Prisons
4. Politics
5. News
6. Healthcare
7. Healthcare
8. Healthcare
1. Healthcare
2. Food production/distribution
3. Prisons
4. Politics
5. News
6. Healthcare
7. Healthcare
8. Healthcare
That counts as sovereign Ecuadorian soil.
ICE just attempted to illegally enter a foreign country.
ICE just attempted to illegally enter a foreign country.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
That counts as sovereign Ecuadorian soil.
ICE just attempted to illegally enter a foreign country.
ICE just attempted to illegally enter a foreign country.
Renee Good was sentenced to death by someone not even authorized to arrest her.
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Renee Good was sentenced to death by someone not even authorized to arrest her.
Makenzie Scott's ex-husband owns a rinky-dink news organization that used to have clout and gravitas.
Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife has made a donation to the LGBTQ+ advocacy group that the organization calls “transformational.” www.wired.com/story/macken...
MacKenzie Scott Donates $45 Million to the Trevor Project
Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife has made a donation to the LGBTQ+ advocacy group that the organization calls “transformational.”
www.wired.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Makenzie Scott's ex-husband owns a rinky-dink news organization that used to have clout and gravitas.
It's a long story, but that supermodel in Prague who took a liking to me was more than she seemed.
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's a long story, but that supermodel in Prague who took a liking to me was more than she seemed.
Yippie Kai Yay, Muddah Fuggahs....
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yippie Kai Yay, Muddah Fuggahs....
Happy Christmas Adam. Off to enjoy a traditional rib dinner.
December 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Happy Christmas Adam. Off to enjoy a traditional rib dinner.
People keep saying “they don’t care if you live or die.” That’s not true, they care.
They want you to die.
They want you to die.
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
People keep saying “they don’t care if you live or die.” That’s not true, they care.
They want you to die.
They want you to die.
People keep saying "No one is above the law," and yet...
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
People keep saying "No one is above the law," and yet...
I got an A+ on my last MRI.
I do a preventative MRI every single morning just to be careful. You gotta put health first!
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I got an A+ on my last MRI.
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
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Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
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Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
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Instead of Christian Nationalists, we should call them Nationalist Christians, or Nat-Cs.
September 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Instead of Christian Nationalists, we should call them Nationalist Christians, or Nat-Cs.
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"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Mr. Fantastic is stretchy. That's why they named a yoga pose after him.
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Mr. Fantastic is stretchy. That's why they named a yoga pose after him.
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Yes, and why do burger flippers have to justify their wage while CEOs don’t justify their own?
CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
July 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, and why do burger flippers have to justify their wage while CEOs don’t justify their own?
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what always kills me about this stuff is that most people won’t even know. they don’t know what happened today, and the direct line between it and their loss of healthcare or what have you. That the misery encroaching on their lives was intentional, and done by people staring them in the eye
July 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
what always kills me about this stuff is that most people won’t even know. they don’t know what happened today, and the direct line between it and their loss of healthcare or what have you. That the misery encroaching on their lives was intentional, and done by people staring them in the eye
I'm in pretty good shape for 75. I'm not 75, but I'm in pretty good shape for 75.
June 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I'm in pretty good shape for 75. I'm not 75, but I'm in pretty good shape for 75.