Keewy
keewy.bsky.social
Keewy
@keewy.bsky.social
He/Him, Ace, Whatever

Sometimes streamer, sometimes speedrunner. Used to doodle on toaster strudels.

keewy.carrd.co/
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mario 64 psx just dropped
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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In Super Smash Bros. Melee, if you select random stage, it will keep re-rolling stages until it rolls a stage that's not explicitly turned off in the settings. If it rolls disabled stages 10,000 times in a row (astronomically unlikely), it falls back to Princess Peach's Castle as a failsafe
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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earthbound lookin ass
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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This inspired me
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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When I get really mad I have to sit in a cave and draw buffalo being hunted to calm down.
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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don't try this at home
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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interrupting your doomscrolling to give you this drawing of rick enjoying a piece of cheese.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Hey.

Kindly reminder.

Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.

This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.

If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️

I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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This is your friendly reminder to check the before and after prices of stuff going on sale for Black Friday and all way before November. When I worked in e-commerce I was regularly asked to hike all of the prices in a website by 20-40 % in October and then put everything on « Sale ». Be smart.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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"This is a deckbuilder roguelike"

Pine?

"The- what?"

The Deck. Are you using pine?

"No, it's like, abilities an-"

Nah you can't build a deck with that.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Vendor Alley is back for #AGDQ2026!!

Here's everyone you'll be able to find on-site!

https://gdq.gg/vendor-alley
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What do you mean there's an Ontario in California that just makes seeing "Ontario, CA" so much more confusing
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Happy man day or whatever
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Fiction: Time travel doesn't exist because if it was SO important to stop an event, it would happen.

Reality:
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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wake up babe new rpg class just dropped
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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GenAI is a blight and a single dumbfuck using it to make updates to a program that accesses my Auth tokens to twitch is enough reason to leave for me

this isn't even a mortality stance it's a security nightmare

it isn't "you can opt in to AI or not" when it hits main branch

turn off updates asap
If you use or were considering using SAMMI, switch to a different program.

The new sole developer is extremely pro-AI, has already started using it in the code, and is in support of its use for genAI images as well. Everyone who protested this was told to leave the server and stop using SAMMI.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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It's time for a speedrunning upgrade: The On-Site Attendee Tee for #AGDQ2026 is available NOW for pre-order! If you're planning on attending @gamesdonequick.com in Pittsburgh, you can pick up your tee from our booth in person. $6 from each tee goes to @preventcancer.org theyetee.com/agdq
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM