katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
Pinned
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
a boppy gwen stefani christmas song playing after a guy in the military called delilah and talked about being afraid the distance is too much for his wife and she’s going to leave him
never change
never change
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
a boppy gwen stefani christmas song playing after a guy in the military called delilah and talked about being afraid the distance is too much for his wife and she’s going to leave him
never change
never change
[taps mic]
diabuttes
diabuttes
roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
[taps mic]
diabuttes
diabuttes
Reposted by katie dzwierzynski
roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
apple pie filling is good
apple pie crust, like all pie crust, is not something i enjoy
"but katie, what about --"
let me stop you right there, i don't care if it's your great grandma's recipe or you have some secret ingredient or whatever, get pie crust out of my face and keep it out of my face
apple pie crust, like all pie crust, is not something i enjoy
"but katie, what about --"
let me stop you right there, i don't care if it's your great grandma's recipe or you have some secret ingredient or whatever, get pie crust out of my face and keep it out of my face
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
apple pie filling is good
apple pie crust, like all pie crust, is not something i enjoy
"but katie, what about --"
let me stop you right there, i don't care if it's your great grandma's recipe or you have some secret ingredient or whatever, get pie crust out of my face and keep it out of my face
apple pie crust, like all pie crust, is not something i enjoy
"but katie, what about --"
let me stop you right there, i don't care if it's your great grandma's recipe or you have some secret ingredient or whatever, get pie crust out of my face and keep it out of my face
behold: i assembled a lamp
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
behold: i assembled a lamp
roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
roses are red
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
the breakfast of champions is wheaties
my supervisor is sleeping on the job
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
my supervisor is sleeping on the job
for @wyattswickedgoods.com and anyone else who'd like to know, there are currently eight cartons of ice cream in my parents' kitchen freezer, plus a container of rainbow sherbet, and i know there's more ice cream, plus ice cream sandwiches, ice cream bars, and popsicles, in their basement freezer
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
for @wyattswickedgoods.com and anyone else who'd like to know, there are currently eight cartons of ice cream in my parents' kitchen freezer, plus a container of rainbow sherbet, and i know there's more ice cream, plus ice cream sandwiches, ice cream bars, and popsicles, in their basement freezer
i have delilah on as usual and she just said she hopes everyone is having a good thanksgiving night or something, did they play a tape early lmao
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i have delilah on as usual and she just said she hopes everyone is having a good thanksgiving night or something, did they play a tape early lmao
one thing you can say about this football game is that it is technically a football game
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
one thing you can say about this football game is that it is technically a football game
we are currently in a period of extreme nap weather
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
we are currently in a period of extreme nap weather
the sky is showing off again this morning
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
the sky is showing off again this morning
it very much does not feel like sunday and i resent that it is
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
it very much does not feel like sunday and i resent that it is
i see some people are taking jabs at this
Nick Rolovich will be Cal's interim head coach, per source. The former Hawaii/Wazzu HC is currently a senior offensive analyst.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i see some people are taking jabs at this
i don't even LIKE basketball and i'm TENSE
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social how are you coping with the basketball situation?
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i don't even LIKE basketball and i'm TENSE
this counts as aaron rodgers losing to the bears, i don't make the rules
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this counts as aaron rodgers losing to the bears, i don't make the rules
imagine if the chicago bears played one (1) normal football game
(they'd probably lose)
(they'd probably lose)
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
imagine if the chicago bears played one (1) normal football game
(they'd probably lose)
(they'd probably lose)
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING GO CATS
GOAL!!! Northwestern repeats as National Champions! Congratulations to the Fighting Katies! @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social #NCAAFH
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING GO CATS
lol i just heard my dad say to my parents' dog, "come on, we're going to go upstairs and read and watch football"
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
lol i just heard my dad say to my parents' dog, "come on, we're going to go upstairs and read and watch football"
these guys actually ended up being largely fine but they did all leave early so t’s and p’s to whatever wrigleyville bar they ended up at
drunk minnesota bro number one apologizing for drunk minnesota bro two next to me as they leave the row, just stay wherever you’re going and we’ll be fine my guys
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
these guys actually ended up being largely fine but they did all leave early so t’s and p’s to whatever wrigleyville bar they ended up at
northwestern and south carolina both winning football games on the same day? in this economy?
a woman with dreadlocks says i 'm thriving in front of a red table talk logo
Alt: a woman with dreadlocks says i 'm thriving in front of a red table talk logo
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
northwestern and south carolina both winning football games on the same day? in this economy?
i really like how shane always does the toast during the alma mater even during his post-game interview
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i really like how shane always does the toast during the alma mater even during his post-game interview
HOLLERING ABOUT THE COCKS AGAIN
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
HOLLERING ABOUT THE COCKS AGAIN