my many hours spent on Duolingo paid off! because

my friends cajoled me into using my very limited German in an improv scene

(& then I landed some cute rhymes)

I improvised a very silly 30-second jingle about spoons & toxic masculinity 😎 🥄

sorry 2 curse you with this earworm but

my pal Ben & I did a musical improv scene about breaking up at Marine Land, and the very silly chorus has been stuck in my head since I sang it lol

enjoy 🐬

captioned version for TikTok of my cute little 90-second pop song about being wildly insecure ✌️🤪

tiny lil blues verse from last night’s musical improv show

my suggestion was ‘toe socks’ so of COURSE I did something about dating people who have a foot fetish (which I have done a few times)…