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Kate Sloan (she/her)
@katesloan.com
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📚 Author KateWritesAboutSex.com
🍆 Sex toy reviewer GirlyJuice.net
🎙️ Sex podcaster TheDildorks.com
🪄 Vibrator nerd MakingMagicSeries.com
🎶 Songwriter KateSloan.Bandcamp.com
📍 Brooklyn + sometimes Toronto
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my many hours spent on Duolingo paid off! because

my friends cajoled me into using my very limited German in an improv scene

(& then I landed some cute rhymes)
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I improvised a very silly 30-second jingle about spoons & toxic masculinity 😎 🥄
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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lyrics of my ode to dominance & elevators 🛗
I'm an operator – I'll tell you somethin': I like to ride you & push your buttons I'm an operator – now, not for nothin', what a pretty place to get stuck in hey! let's go! CHORUS: take you to the top & never stop feel your stomach drop here we go! I'm an operator – we're so old-fashioned but it's a calling & it's a passion I'm an operator – I love controlling every little variable to keep us rolling hey! let's go! (repeat chorus) I'll take you right up to the roof baby, I know just what to do I'll take you right up to the sky we'll go so high! (repeat chorus)
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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deeply related to this reddit thread where this woman was like “I’m told I have a great butt but I don’t really know what to do with that information” and some guy in the comments was basically like “when you meet a true butt appreciator, don’t worry, they’ll know what to do”
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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tonight!!

warm up on a very snowy night with some music & laughs!!

here are some cute recent stage pics 🥰 (first one by mb, second one by my mama)
Kate wearing a black suit, red shirt and pink sneakers, doing some kind of improvised song on stage at Comedy Bar Danforth’s Studio Theatre, making an alarmed face. Big grin on Kate’s face as she stands onstage with some improv teammates during a show
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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am partaking of a beloved holiday tradition, the Drunk Feminist Films screening of Love Actually
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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ooo good q

the one in Sanctuary comes to mind immediately because I’ve watched that movie 3 times this week 😂 it’s femdommy PIV

sad handjob in The Brutalist has stuck with me

the terrifying bathroom stall sex scene in Together

& the awkward-but-telling roleplay in A Different Man
Best sex scenes in movies you’ve seen this year?
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I am long-distance dating a certified butt appreciator now and I imagine Bluesky-after-dark will continue to reap the benefits in the form of gratuitous butt pics bc why not share the love
Low-lit bed selfie of Kate’s butt. I hesitate to describe it lest I sound either self-effacing or self-aggrandizing. The underwear has cartoon martinis on it and says “extra dirty,” which is Kate’s customary martini order.
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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un petit peu
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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watched & rewatched in November

really good movie month for me

I’d recommend:
🧶 Rope if yr gay & live for drama
💌 You’ve Got Mail if yr a romantic
🍎 Sanctuary if yr a KINKY romantic
🤖 Companion if yr a ROBOT romantic
🧠 Bugonia + Eddington double feature if yr interested in conspiracy
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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dolled up for the Wednesday night improv jam for no reason, I love being a femme
Selfies of Kate wearing a blue T-shirt and an unnecessarily elaborate makeup look consisting of a blue smoky eye and a pinkish-nude lip
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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🎵 👀 🍎
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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post your warning label
sign on a construction site that says “danger due to love”
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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sorry 2 curse you with this earworm but

my pal Ben & I did a musical improv scene about breaking up at Marine Land, and the very silly chorus has been stuck in my head since I sang it lol

enjoy 🐬
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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this ex-boyfriend totally broke my heart, but before he did that, he coined “slow stuff & eye-looking,” a phrase I still cite today when explaining why I don’t like vanilla sex lol
Tweets from Kate in 2024 that say “shout-out to the extremely kinky guy I dated in 2017 who asked me (because I had more experience fucking vanilla people than he did), ‘what do vanilla people even do during sex? Is it just, like, slow stuff & eye-looking?’ which is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. tbh if you asked me to describe the kinds of sex I don’t really want to have anymore, ‘slow stuff & eye-looking’ is as good a description as any”
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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lyrics of my bittersweet ode to sexual assertiveness
DANNY: let me tell you something that I know for sure about human sexuality 'cause you make the same mistake over & over & Einstein said that's insanity... when it comes to sex, nobody wants to guess – ambivalence isn't hot when it comes to a fuck, you can't rely on luck: you gotta ask for what you want ask for what you want, my love! get yourself the guts & the gall! 'cause if you never ask, my love, you'll end up with nothing at all JULES I am shy; I always have been a kitten can't change its stripes so no way, no how; it will not happen: I'll never tell you what I like I will keep my ghosts a secret so find somebody else to haunt! sex is great, but... (shrugs) who needs it? I'll never ask for what I want! I'll never ask, I'll never need to want is bad, to want is greed I'll never share, I'll never spill you can beg, but I never will I'll never ask, I'll never try I'll only hide, I'll only cry & I know I'll end up with nothing at all I know I'll end up with nothing at all
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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some excerpts. can you tell I really want you to read this one?!

(with mega thanks to @girlonthenet.bsky.social who is brilliant and has given me a lot of clear language and validation around these ideas)
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I really need you to see this amazing book DANCING WITH CATS
Dancing With Cats – “from the creators of the international bestseller Why Cats Paint,” Burton Silver & Heather Busch A woman in a long black gown dancing with a cat A man in a pink shirt gesturing animatedly and looking elated while dancing with a cat A woman and her cat both reaching for the sky in a way that feels, idk, Fosse-esque?
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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POV: you’re dating me

gorg photos by @mbbischoff.com
Cute smiley pic of Kate across the table at a restaurant at dinner time; two flutes of champagne are visible to one side Kate perched on a felled tree outdoors, wearing a black suit jacket, black suit pants, a red tank top, red/pink Nikes, and a red Coach bag. She is looking particularly gay and girlbossy Pretty portrait of Kate in the same outfit. The vibe is startup CEO headshot Kate again wearing the same outfit but this time on stage at Comedy Bar doing some kind of zany musical improv bit. Some of her teammates are visible behind her
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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still thinking about the WAPtini (wet ass pear martini) at Civil Works

I think I’ve ordered it the last 3-4 times I’ve been to this bar and it is truly perfect
The menu of the cocktail bar Civil Works, which is entitled A Manual for Laying Pipe A photo taken by mb of Kate sitting at the bar at Civil Works, looking perhaps a little grumpy, probably because she was craving a WAPtini
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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would be a perfect album cover if me and Lili ever started a band together
a very silly selfie of Kate (with bedhead, no makeup, and a goofy smile) posing in the background while Lili the cat stares intensely into the camera in the foreground
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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captioned version for TikTok of my cute little 90-second pop song about being wildly insecure ✌️🤪
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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🎶 I guess it doesn't make a ton of sense to me/ that anybody would be into me for me🎶
do you like me for my money (though I really don't have much)? do you like me for my body? do you like me for my touch? I guess it doesn't make a ton of sense to me that anybody would be into me for me so, do you like my reputation? do you like me for my clothes? do you have a secret fetish for girls with a big nose? 'cause otherwise, why would I be your cup of tea? why would you be into me for me? I know I undersell myself; I know I'm insecure people can say that they want me, but I never really can be sure 'cause I've got walls nobody can see through unless I ever let them in here with me, too so, do you just like my appearance, or are you seeing more than the flimsy little glimpses I've let others see before? I cannot tell you just how happy I would be if you were into me for me – oh yeah! if you were into me for me – yes, please! if you were into me for me
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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tiny lil blues verse from last night’s musical improv show

my suggestion was ‘toe socks’ so of COURSE I did something about dating people who have a foot fetish (which I have done a few times)…
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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interesting (obviously subjective/not totally representative) comment on cultural differences between dating UK men vs. American men

one struggle I have with Canadian men is that polite Canadian flirting often reads as just friendliness lol
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM