Kaplin "Kappy New Deer" Zerda
@kaplin.bsky.social
She/They/It - 29 - 🏳️⚧️ - Seattle - Washington’s strongest deer enjoyer
I'm a dog lol (pfp by saltmalkin)
💊 4/28/25
@dragonkaptivity.bsky.social for the 18+ stuff
https://t.me/Kaplin_Zerda
I'm a dog lol (pfp by saltmalkin)
💊 4/28/25
@dragonkaptivity.bsky.social for the 18+ stuff
https://t.me/Kaplin_Zerda
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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doing exercises and cat decides to help
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
doing exercises and cat decides to help
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He had to finally feed the dog after foodbaiting him for so long
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
He had to finally feed the dog after foodbaiting him for so long
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commission for @snowshiba.bsky.social ✨
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
commission for @snowshiba.bsky.social ✨
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taking a bath at the hotel room
August 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
taking a bath at the hotel room
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Silly goat
🎨: chani_chantiyii
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January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Silly goat
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🎨: chani_chantiyii
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Answer number 2 for "Why is Comet covered in red all the time": It's a very messy eater
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Answer number 2 for "Why is Comet covered in red all the time": It's a very messy eater
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January 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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I love my terrible son
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I love my terrible son
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January 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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People can be anything if a hot enough woman tells them to.
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
People can be anything if a hot enough woman tells them to.
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First time trying to do a complex background, and I think this is my best piece yet.
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
First time trying to do a complex background, and I think this is my best piece yet.
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Feed me your finest strawberry pls
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Feed me your finest strawberry pls
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Abolish the police abolish ICE build the world not ruled by men with guns
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
There is no reforming the gestapo. There is no reforming the slave catchers.
People that are talking about ICE’s “training” or that they need more should not be listened to. This is what policing is. More training = more money to do exactly what they’re doing now but more “efficiently.”
People that are talking about ICE’s “training” or that they need more should not be listened to. This is what policing is. More training = more money to do exactly what they’re doing now but more “efficiently.”
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Abolish the police abolish ICE build the world not ruled by men with guns
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed