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Arm the homeless
I swear, every time I look for sewing supplies...
January 23, 2026 at 7:44 AM
My Life As A Dog With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I just love this quote.
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Miami Beach Mayor Steven Meiner sends police officers to intimidate and harass local resident for criticizing him in a Facebook post.
'This is America, right?': Cops question Miami Beach activist over Facebook post about mayor
YouTube video by WPLG Local 10
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January 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
And don't come at me with the first two seasons being better unless you like meandering single-camera boomer nostalgia bait punctuated by regular bursts of canned laughter. The studio audience elevated the show immensely.
Happy Days had far more interesting and memorable episodes after Fonzie jumped the shark than before he did so, and yet now it's used as a metaphor for a show having peaked and beginning a sharp dropoff in quality.

Fight me on this if it makes you feel better, but you know I'm right.
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Then the rest of the world isn't paying attention to what's happening in the streets of Minneapolis.
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Happy Days had far more interesting and memorable episodes after Fonzie jumped the shark than before he did so, and yet now it's used as a metaphor for a show having peaked and beginning a sharp dropoff in quality.

Fight me on this if it makes you feel better, but you know I'm right.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I'm reminded of hearing about a DI who could keep up a stream of obscene invective for thirty minutes straight without repeating himself once.
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Reposted by J Walker
How should America's occupying forces govern Venezuela? We asked four unvaccinated MAHA moms at an Amway party in Jacksonville.
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"The backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun." -Bo Burnham
Mamdani will now focus on private developer-led housing as if it is any way radical, rather than something the development industry love.

He’ll also jettison anything even mildly environmentally progressive, citing ‘costs for hardworking New Yorkers’.

Mark my words. This isn’t my first rodeo.
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl is underrated. Yes, it's a sketchfest, but sketch comedy was how they made their name, and it's one of the few opportunities to see them in front of a live (non-studio) audience while they were all still alive and in their prime. youtu.be/bg5Vo49Gj4U?...
Monty Python Live On The Hollywood Bowl FULL SHOW
YouTube video by Katsu Rutles
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Where are they now? With ICE, taking people."

A minor tweak in punctuation, and the question answers itself. How efficient.
Where were the 2A people on January 6, 2021?

Where are they now with ICE taking people?
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I don't think that enough people get this.

I was raised by two PhDs who taught at the university level, my mother eventually becoming Dean of the department and my father a Professor Emeritus.

Growing up, I knew literally dozens of highly educated idiots, many of whom babysat me.
I understand

It was sarcasm because in all reality she sounds like an ignorant cunt

I guess you can have a degree and still be stupid. Just my own opinion
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
May you all get exactly what you wanted this Christmas youtu.be/bpYTkavEt20?...
Dawn Davenport - Cha Cha Heels for Christmas - Divine / John Waters
YouTube video by iluvdeboraharry
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This may be the ultimate "I'd have a dime, but still it's weird that it happened twice."
Oddly enough, Bewitched was only the SECOND-strangest sitcom where this actor replaced the dad midway through the run. You owe it to yourself to experience the opening theme song of Down to Earth: youtu.be/GNEF2ohdU4Q?...
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
There's a Double Caliente Burger from Tommy's on its way to my house right now, and I'm finally in the Christmas spirit.
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Because General Sherman was an underachiever.
‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯
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December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Thanks GlobalTV Canada! 🇨🇦
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Spouse is making matzo ball soup, which is always cause for celebration.
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They've put so much money into AI in order to make a product that nobody wants that now they think their best shot at getting a return on the investment is to put even more money into convincing us that we really like it and just don't know it yet. Classic sunken cost fallacy.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I like to think that I accept most signs of middle age with equanimity and something approaching grace, but I do suffer from occasional feelings of horror at how out of control my eyebrow situation has become.
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Heinlein drops that to a 75% chance, which is admittedly still pretty high.
Tapping the sign
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM