Roman Fyseek
@jvoight.bsky.social
Computery Guy
Roman_Fyseek at Twitter, Fark and various places
Roman_Fyseek at Twitter, Fark and various places
It's been 30 or so years since I've read the Bible, but in every scene I can imagine, except the garden of Eden, all I can picture is a desert. In fact, whenever I picture anything in BC up to about 1100s, it's all desert all the time. I don't start picturing forests until like, Robin Hood.
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
It's been 30 or so years since I've read the Bible, but in every scene I can imagine, except the garden of Eden, all I can picture is a desert. In fact, whenever I picture anything in BC up to about 1100s, it's all desert all the time. I don't start picturing forests until like, Robin Hood.
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Hi. 👋 Child welfare researcher here. 👋
No.
No.
Kristi Noem: "Zero children have been trafficked in the last 12 months because of President Trump's leadership"
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hi. 👋 Child welfare researcher here. 👋
No.
No.
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Duke sucks
Here’s Duke behavioral economist Dan Ariely asking Jeffrey Epstein for “the name and email of the redhead that was here with you.” This is four years after Epstein’s 2008 conviction for procuring a child for prostitution.
Doo do doo
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Duke sucks
I grew up with "domesticated" geese. As a child growing up with geese, you develop the ability to grab a goose by the head as it attacks you and this really upsets the goose which is when you learn that you can carry a goose by its head as long as you keep it at arm's length.
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I grew up with "domesticated" geese. As a child growing up with geese, you develop the ability to grab a goose by the head as it attacks you and this really upsets the goose which is when you learn that you can carry a goose by its head as long as you keep it at arm's length.
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we should make a country that isn't run by pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 AM
we should make a country that isn't run by pedophiles
New business idea: Cigarette Subscriptions.
January 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
New business idea: Cigarette Subscriptions.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
I'm trying to learn Python at the same time I learn Manim *and* mathematical modelling and it is NOT going well. I keep coming up with ideas of things I care about that I can model and as soon as I start, I realize that I've got knowledge gaps and they aren't *simple* gaps.
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I'm trying to learn Python at the same time I learn Manim *and* mathematical modelling and it is NOT going well. I keep coming up with ideas of things I care about that I can model and as soon as I start, I realize that I've got knowledge gaps and they aren't *simple* gaps.
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So we're now less than two weeks out to the start of Olympic sliding in Cortina! Since there's some downtime before we're on ice, here's a quick run down the track, below I'll have a little thread of the curves and how they're named, and we can go into some of the trouble spots along the way.
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
So we're now less than two weeks out to the start of Olympic sliding in Cortina! Since there's some downtime before we're on ice, here's a quick run down the track, below I'll have a little thread of the curves and how they're named, and we can go into some of the trouble spots along the way.
What I find bizarre is that I have a hard time suspending my disbelief watching Fallout.
Never had a problem suspending disbelief for any of the game versions, but this show... something.
Never had a problem suspending disbelief for any of the game versions, but this show... something.
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
What I find bizarre is that I have a hard time suspending my disbelief watching Fallout.
Never had a problem suspending disbelief for any of the game versions, but this show... something.
Never had a problem suspending disbelief for any of the game versions, but this show... something.
I seriously considered camping down at my Culpeper property and doing my stump-pile burn this weekend in the storm, except that I do have to work Monday and I worried that I wouldn't be able to leave on Sunday to make it home.
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I seriously considered camping down at my Culpeper property and doing my stump-pile burn this weekend in the storm, except that I do have to work Monday and I worried that I wouldn't be able to leave on Sunday to make it home.
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yeah well could claude do this *writes a terrible recursive function that consumes all the memory and crashes my laptop*
January 20, 2026 at 10:49 PM
yeah well could claude do this *writes a terrible recursive function that consumes all the memory and crashes my laptop*
Watching "The OA" and the various kids all have broken phone screens, and it occured to me that in the future, kids will have to suspend their disbelief to imagine using a broken phone.
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Watching "The OA" and the various kids all have broken phone screens, and it occured to me that in the future, kids will have to suspend their disbelief to imagine using a broken phone.
I'm in the process of building a house, and so far the most infuriating part has been the various contractors calling me and asking me my preference on things.
Bro, I'm colorblind and ADHD and work on backend software. You, however, are a Kitchen Designer. It says so right on your business card.
Bro, I'm colorblind and ADHD and work on backend software. You, however, are a Kitchen Designer. It says so right on your business card.
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I'm in the process of building a house, and so far the most infuriating part has been the various contractors calling me and asking me my preference on things.
Bro, I'm colorblind and ADHD and work on backend software. You, however, are a Kitchen Designer. It says so right on your business card.
Bro, I'm colorblind and ADHD and work on backend software. You, however, are a Kitchen Designer. It says so right on your business card.
The book/series 11.22.63 is wild because, as somebody having lived in Lisbon Falls, that is NOT Lisbon Falls and it would have been *so* easy to make it Lisbon Falls. It's ONE crossroads. It's ONE textile mill. It's ONE main street. It's ONE pool hall disguised as a diner. It's all WRONG, Mr. King.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The book/series 11.22.63 is wild because, as somebody having lived in Lisbon Falls, that is NOT Lisbon Falls and it would have been *so* easy to make it Lisbon Falls. It's ONE crossroads. It's ONE textile mill. It's ONE main street. It's ONE pool hall disguised as a diner. It's all WRONG, Mr. King.
@profhalloran.bsky.social You're the closest thing I have to a Supreme Court justice: on the off chance that a POTUS dies in office, is it possible to impeach them for bribery in absentia?
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
@profhalloran.bsky.social You're the closest thing I have to a Supreme Court justice: on the off chance that a POTUS dies in office, is it possible to impeach them for bribery in absentia?
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
When I'm getting of a Teams call after solving somebody's WILD-ASSED computer/network/code/devops problem, I like to say, "Make sure to like and subscribe!"
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
When I'm getting of a Teams call after solving somebody's WILD-ASSED computer/network/code/devops problem, I like to say, "Make sure to like and subscribe!"
I get why I kept all my university textbooks. What I don't get is why I kept them in the attic.
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I get why I kept all my university textbooks. What I don't get is why I kept them in the attic.
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
I think I'm reading Christmas smut? Specifically, I think this character is going to bang the literal Ghost of Christmas Past.
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I think I'm reading Christmas smut? Specifically, I think this character is going to bang the literal Ghost of Christmas Past.
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This is reprehensible. Absence of state coercion is a fundamental principle of religious freedom.
Not only is this a constitutional principle; but it is also fundamental to may religious traditions (including Catholicism).
This should be aggressively condemned.
Not only is this a constitutional principle; but it is also fundamental to may religious traditions (including Catholicism).
This should be aggressively condemned.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This is reprehensible. Absence of state coercion is a fundamental principle of religious freedom.
Not only is this a constitutional principle; but it is also fundamental to may religious traditions (including Catholicism).
This should be aggressively condemned.
Not only is this a constitutional principle; but it is also fundamental to may religious traditions (including Catholicism).
This should be aggressively condemned.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
At work, I'm the guy to go to when you don't know how to proceed with a solution. That's not real my job. I do other stuff.
It's an additional-duty kind of thing.
They come with messes at their wit's end, and I coach them through fixing it while I try to figure out why they're doing 'that.'
It's an additional-duty kind of thing.
They come with messes at their wit's end, and I coach them through fixing it while I try to figure out why they're doing 'that.'
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At work, I'm the guy to go to when you don't know how to proceed with a solution. That's not real my job. I do other stuff.
It's an additional-duty kind of thing.
They come with messes at their wit's end, and I coach them through fixing it while I try to figure out why they're doing 'that.'
It's an additional-duty kind of thing.
They come with messes at their wit's end, and I coach them through fixing it while I try to figure out why they're doing 'that.'