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jeff
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queer autistic enby | they/them | thats my cat luna!! | loves penguins & owls | mostly f1, video game, movies & cat posts
Rewatching The Descent and already when they repel into the cave I’m like “hell no I would never do this”
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Catching up on F1 qualifying because it was at 5 AM in my time and didn’t know it could rain in Las Vegas.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me DMing my D&D campaign

(players if you’re reading this, ignore it, yes everything was planned from the get-go)
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
TIL that Bluey is a girl
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Shit, can’t add anymore playlists to this folder
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
You know what y’all’s terrible Sanitized Internet Speak has done to me?

I was playing WordJam on my phone and I was like “oh I can’t use ‘corn’ because that’s a NSFW word”
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Social medias”

Media is already plural!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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You can't have a real conversation about shit going on in real life if you're too scared to say the damn words to describe it

You're not speaking truth to power through cutesy abstractions and memes that trivialize the shit we're talking about

Marshall your anger and fucking say the words
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Telling jokes about "grape" and "PDF file downloaders" like a bunch of fucking scared children checking for their teacher down the hall

Grow the fuck up, man
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Watching some of the commentary run headfirst into "systematic sexual violence and oppression are funny when people I don't like do it" is so fucking slimy and I wish we could be adults about this for five fucking minutes, but that's impossible
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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My country of birth has already changed the leader of the largest party twice and prime minister once since an election that happened more recently than Britain's. That's good and normal.
Sorry but this is yank brainpoisoning nonsense and you dont have to like Wes Streeting to think that. This is Europe. People dont elect "guys," they elect parties.
it does increasingly look like there's guys that get installed to win elections who are then swiftly disposed of whenever is expedient so that another agenda can be pursued
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So which Mortal Kombat do you think is my favorite?
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think Mia Goth looks so amazing on film. I don’t meant that in an “AWOOOGA” kind of way, I mean literally, seeing her face on a big screen is so visually interesting to me.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I think one of the few American things I would love to experience is Medieval Times
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If I had a lot of money and a house I’d be so into model trains
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
why is he framed and posing like a Bethesda NPC
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I am begging people to actually watch a movie, it is more interesting than the shit on your phone, also the shit on your phone will still be there when the movie is over.
"it's weird and I didn't understand part of it because I was on my phone" is the new litmus test for Lynchian 🫠
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Every time I see a horse IRL I’m surprised at the fucking size of ‘em
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM